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DearMoogle piefed.social1Hide 1 replySo cute. But would you do an MRI on a hamster? They only live a couple years anyway! xD19
HikingVet replylemmy.ca5Hide 5 repliesI suspect about the same rate as any creature that has access to that level of health care.14
tthe_mighty_kracken replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesThat hamster has better health coverage than I do.18
tthe_mighty_kracken replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWhy, what have you heard? Did the brain worm finally win?6
rryedaft replysh.itjust.worksYup Mice MRI have a small opening cuz of magnets (small animal MRI machines are so fucking cool, some of them incorporate PET)2
TToneswirly lemmy.worldIm sorry, but hamster life expectancy is like 3 years tops. I dont need to know if he has a brain tumor if hes just gonna die of unpreventable causes 6 months later9
TThemosthighstrange lemmy.worldOver here we can't afford teeth yet some one has enough money to get an MRI for a fucking hamster7
JJohnnyFlapHoleSeed lemmy.worldLol, people can't afford the 3500 to get an MRI and that ballers are just handing that shit out to rodents3
So cute. But would you do an MRI on a hamster? They only live a couple years anyway! xD
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How often would a hamster need an MRI?
I suspect about the same rate as any creature that has access to that level of health care.
That hamster has better health coverage than I do.
Sorry to hear about your Secretary of Health.
Why, what have you heard? Did the brain worm finally win?
Unfortunately the poor little guy starved to death.
No, I'm sorry to keep hearing RFK is still alive.
Damn, this hamster is getting better healthcare than me
Pointless nitpick, but that's a CAT scan, not MRI.
Looks like a hamster to me, not a cat.
GOOD point
Yup
Mice MRI have a small opening cuz of magnets (small animal MRI machines are so fucking cool, some of them incorporate PET)
I don't know, does it beat the hedgehog?
Im sorry, but hamster life expectancy is like 3 years tops. I dont need to know if he has a brain tumor if hes just gonna die of unpreventable causes 6 months later
Over here we can't afford teeth yet some one has enough money to get an MRI for a fucking hamster
Lol, people can't afford the 3500 to get an MRI and that ballers are just handing that shit out to rodents
I would totally smoke that hamster
I thought the MRI looked like an easy-bake for gordititas
they must be soo scared :(