But then that would make a covered pie a calzone! And a hot dog a taco! And soup a salad! And an omelette a salad! And ice cream a sala- wait... I think this system is growing on me...
#7 is for things where there's basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct "top" side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.
#7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.
A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?
I think a pie should have an upper crust, so it's more of a tart. Of course, tons of common food names break this convention so maybe quiche is fine anyways
The "sushi" should be "burrito". That's just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear "sushi" would probably be in the "toast" category (if rice counts as the "bread")
The one labelled “calzone” is pie, as it has a base, sides and a lid. A calzone is just a pizza folded over, which by this designation system makes it toast.
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Always upset that #6 is “quiche” and not “pie” which is obviously the broader category
But a pie should have a lid. If anything #7 should be pie rather than calzome.
The lid is optional (pizza pie, pumpkin pie, quiche) I will die on this hill
I feel like there are more kinds of pies without lids than ones with them anyway.
But then that would make a covered pie a calzone! And a hot dog a taco! And soup a salad! And an omelette a salad! And ice cream a sala- wait... I think this system is growing on me...
What a splendid pie. Pizza pizza pie.
And even with a lid, it isn't quite #7.
#7 is for things where there's basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct "top" side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.
#7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.
Could y'all please stop dieing on hills all the time?! I love hiking, but all the corpses are really disturbing.
None of those are pies. That’s not even heresy, just wrongness.
A closed top pie form is called a galette.
The open top form is pie.
You got the galette backwards
This means that a calzone is a pie or that a pie is a calzone
Calzone is a pie.
Pies with lids are calzones
So most pies are calzones? Because most pies have lids.
A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?
(/s, the whole thing is clearly silly)
My therapist will be hearing about this
Calling a pie a quiche would upset more people. Thus quiche.
But quiche is even more fucking delicious.
I mean, it’s basically an egg pie with cheese and/or bacon, how could it not be delicious?
I think a pie should have an upper crust, so it's more of a tart. Of course, tons of common food names break this convention so maybe quiche is fine anyways
Walks in with a burrito
“Behold, a Calzone”
Walks in with a hot dog
“Behold, a taco”
Walks in with an enchilada
“Behold, sushi”
Fool! That isn't a cake!
It's a lasagna.
Lasagna is pasta cake
Isn’t McDonald’s bread legally cake due to its sugar content?
That court ruling was about Subway's bread, but I don't doubt McDonald's is similar.
If you're going to bring lawyers into this, we'll never see the end of it.
we've never been so close
I’m confused by the salad. Shouldn’t it be dozens of layers? I’m unfamiliar with whatever this meme’s progenitor was
This is what it comes from, and this meme is a poor cut of the rules and logic, probably for space reasons.
A salad with croutons is nachos.
https://cuberule.com/
The layers have to be starches, but if you have croutons then chaos
The "sushi" should be "burrito". That's just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear "sushi" would probably be in the "toast" category (if rice counts as the "bread")
And? Subway's has to classify it's bread as cake because it's too sweet.
Italian salad.
No, that's a "torst" whatever the fuck that is. You have a bottom of carb and no sides or top.
What if I put the meatballs down first and then top it with spaghetti?
Upside-down torst
“Toast”
A quiche is a kind of pie. So that item should be the pie category, not the quiche category
Pie is just a sweet quiche with fewer eggs.
Nope, it’s missing a lid.
A cuiche is a casserole in a dough.
Back in my day they used to charge by the pixel.
::: spoiler Salad :::
Casserole is a salad eh? I kinda dig it
This is missing several configurations.
Like two open and adjacent faces like a shawarma, or the inverse of two filled adjacent faces, which is a folded pizza slice
Shawarma is a type of sushi and a folded pizza is taco
No, folded NY style pizza has one crease
Shawarma is mostly covered except where the toppings are exposed
A sausage roll is now sushi.
Yep, that's right. What's your point?
It's missing a wrap, which would be only the front wall open.
The one labelled “calzone” is pie, as it has a base, sides and a lid. A calzone is just a pizza folded over, which by this designation system makes it toast.
Folded over clearly makes it a taco
I've started so many fights with this 😁