Spyke
lemmy.world

To be fair, you wouldn’t stand a chance against a cobra chicken.

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A chicken would probably fuck me up. I have things to live for. The chicken doesn't.

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kkjreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Depends on the dinosaur. A spinosaurus would just eat me, but I could beat up a velociraptor.

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Balaquinareply
lemmy.ca

A movie one, no. A real one, yes. They were about 40 pounds.

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I definitely wouldn't be happy about it if I were unarmed, but it's basically a particularly ferocious goose. A baseball bat would be enough to give me a decent chance at leaving more or less unscathed.

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lemmy.world

Real velociraptor was basically a turkey. The movie ones are closer to Utah raptor.

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Yeah, but like a four foot turkey with sharp teeth and talons. I'm not sure I win that fight.

Like, I'm pretty sure I could beat up a 10 year old kid. That's about the size (if not the strength) of a velociraptor. But if that kid is all coked up, has kitchen knives in each hand and a football helmet with razors on the face mask, I'm not nearly as confident. Then if there's a second one waiting to attack from the flank, then fuck that.

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Yeah Emus, ostriches and cassowaries are not to be fucked with. And think about how strong and feisty even a small monitor lizard is and people just don't know how screwed they most assuredly would be.

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. …. Yeah prime shitpost!

Congrats, I suggest you get your knuckles off the ground.

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