Spyke
lemmy.world

Blue ringed octopus is extremely venomous and their beak is so sharp you might not even feel it when it bites

Wiki

The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins.[12] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available.[13]

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ouRKaoSreply
lemmy.today

Aww... They even play the sad trombone for you when you realize you're dead!

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chiliedoggreply
lemmy.world

Only good thing is that the venom doesn't have lasting effects if you get artificial respiration in time.

They put you on a ventilator until it wears off, and then you're fine.

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sh.itjust.works

But how bitey is it? Why would it even want to bite? What if I'm very very gentle?

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Natanoxreply
discuss.tchncs.de

If it's cornered it will bite. First it will flee (can't), then it will show the rings you can see in the picture to warn predators. If it does that and you still touch it, or worse, pick it up, it will bite.

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sh.itjust.works

What if I put my hand in its path and it climbs on? And if I keep my hand flat so it can leave at will? Maybe I should put a snack on my palm!

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I'm speaking for a human here but I'm very bitey. From this sample size being 100% bitey we have to assume its the same for the blue-ringed octopus.

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JillyBreply
beehaw.org

It's a blue-ringed octopus, which has one of the most potent poisons known. The person handling it could easily die.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

If I recall the story correctly, the dude holding it knew what he was doing and did multiple times. Also he was terminal ill so he really didn’t care if things went wrong.

So I guess who knows even more may be relieved if in favour of consensual euthanasia 🤷‍♂️

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OddMinus1reply
sh.itjust.works

This comment section has both this story and another story sqying it was a woman who had no idea and posted it online.

Which one is it!?

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lemmy.world

I don't know if I'd count myesthenia gravis as a terminal disease. Sure you can't get rid of it, but it's manageable with meds.

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Schmooreply
slrpnk.net

I would assume the Liver cancer they mentioned is the terminal disease they're referring to. It sounds like the guy has multiple chronic health conditions, which isn't all that uncommon.

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You're supposed to list the thing that's killing you the most first, it's kind of a rule. But I suppose this guy thinks he's too good for that too.

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BilSababreply
lemmy.world

Terminally ill people playing with venomous animals is definitely a choice.

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Shayetareply
feddit.org

It's the "You can't fire me, I quit!" mentality taken to a bitter extreme. All for the slightest sense of control over a hopeless situation.

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normalexitreply
lemmy.world

Many life insurance policies pay out for accidents but not suicide. Looks like our friend here is just trying to have an accident.

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They have one of the most potent venoms in the animal kingdom and people apparently often don't even feel the bite. It's also assumed by some scientists that venomous animals with this warning pattern is the reason some people have trypophobia

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Is that true about trypophobia? Man that would be wild and so cool if so. I'll need to go read about this...

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touristreply
lemmy.world

I haven't played Scrabble in forever but won't that cost 3 precious 'e's?

last time I played it was pre-high school but I recall my strategy was to be greedy with vowels

I don't think I won though

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sh.itjust.works

Yeah, this is an old one. IIRC, the lady holding it didn't know it was dangerous, just thought it was adorable, then when she posted it and ppl told her, she explained she had a meltdown at how wildly dangerous that situation was and she had no idea

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she explained she had a meltdown at how wildly dangerous that situation was and she had no idea

I probably would too in that situation, followed by immense relief that I survived it lol

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glorkonreply
lemmy.world

That's why education isn't just some nice-to-have luxury. Moments like these should make people go "wait, maybe it's a shitty idea that conservatives like the Trump regime oppose proper, widely available and cheap education for everyone".

I sometimes wonder how many lives would not have been lost if those people had known "sea magically disappear from beach mean big wave coming" when that Indian ocean tsunami happened. Instead, many even went to the beach to observe this strange phenomenon.

Knowledge can save your life.

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sh.itjust.works

A lot were doomed by the speed (500mph/800kph) and sheer size of the waves, which they couldn't have escaped even if they had tried. But those in the escapable areas died needlessly.

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Tsunamis move at those speeds you mentioned only at open sea. The closer to land they come, the slower they get, as all that kinetic energy is used to build up height.

But even when they reach shore, they're still much too fast to escape from on foot, as we have seen on all those videos.

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That's, a good question..... Looking it up, it appears that you cannot eat it because the toxin is heat resistant, and the venom can be found in many parts of it's body, so you can't just discard part of it. That may indeed qualify as poison... Huh.

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