White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump
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What a sore fucking person in general. He's never happy when he wins and whines when he doesn't. This guy deserves nothing but piss on his grave. Let him decompose into nothingness and obscurity in 30 years
Trump doesn’t deserve a grave. He should be cremated and his ashes should be dumped into a coal power plant since he’s so passionate about that
He's not even worthy of being burned. He deserves to be hanged, alone, with no audience, and left to rot as an example.
Like Mussolini…maybe we’ll get lucky and his own guys will turn on him and give him and Melania the Mussolini treatment
A gas station would be a fitting place for fossil-fuel shill Trump to hang out. An electric charging station, even better.
And then fed to someone's prize-winning razorbacks.
There you go
Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Eh, so what. Necromancy isn't real.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
Then there's a non-zero chance I will breathe part of him, and that's just not OK.
I hope he gets buried on a golf course like his first wife so golfers can piss on him
His ashes should be flushed down a toilet in Russia
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#suprisedpickachu
Literally as predicted a few days ago. Yeah, this surprises no one.
What a peaceful response.
By some accounts, the winner is a Trumpist who happens to be a Latina. If so, that’s some quality trolling on the part of the committee.
Yes, she also praised trump. If they’re trolling, does that mean they also admit seeing it as a meaningless award like the rest of us do?
Can somebody please just engrave "nobel peace prize" on a fucking bullet, already?
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Big dumb baby wants his shiny.
He's so far up Trump's ass, it's a miracle he even managed to type that
I think he has the typewriter up there with him.
I suspect a typo. It should hve read "who can move mountains with the sheer force of his wind."
He. Has. Not. Done. Any. Thing. To. Promote. Peace.
To be fair Kissenger has a Nobel prize so promotion of peace doesn't have much to do with winning one
Totally fair. The child fucker has a blow out every time he's told no.
The consolation prize will be the Darwin award for the American people that voted for trump twice.
Three times and maybe even four if he’s still alive
Tantrum starts in...3...2...1...
What a fucking loser.
Well...at least he didn't try to invade Sweden as part of his temper tantrum.
Yeah, why don't they simply take all the nobel prizes from sweden, and trump can have enough for every year. 🤷
Toddlers throwing tantrums.
Stop writing shit Steven Cheung. Don Don don't wanna fuck ya.
I don't understand why they don't just say he won and sue everyone who says otherwise.
Because that doesn't work in the real world. He would be immediately called out everywhere.
No-one in the vicinity of Trump is living in the real world.
There's only one world. Whether their minds are engaged with it is an entirely different matter.
I nominate Greta Thunberg, just to spite him
Crying about not getting a participation trophy for the biggest snowflake ever.
I thought this was onion WTF!?
Trump needs to be awarded a tombstone and coffin.
Awarding him the Peace Prize for what exactly? Can they even articulate a reason?
To be fair, what did Obama do to deserve the prize? Maybe I missed something, but I remember literally laughing out loud when I first heard that news. Like, he won for campaigning on hope?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Nobel_Peace_Prize
Essentially it was for the sort of things that the US news media skipped over, because it was about countries that weren’t America.
Basically "not Bush"
Still, if Obama didn't get one, do you think he'd be whining about it for (checks calendar) the next nearly two decades?
Trump doesn't need the Nobel Peace Prize, he needs chemotherapy, full body radiation, a vasectomy, a lobotomy, open heart surgery, and electroconvulsive therapy, all at once, unsterilized, using nothing but a contraption made of hammers and rusty spoons performed by ChatGPT. South Park wasn't joking, Trump really is a demon having an incestuous relationship with the devil. He is a walking malignant cancer with some trace human cells, assuming he still defecates.
Hey, don't bring the devil into this, he doesn't deserve that smoke.
"White House" blasts... no. Trump blasts..
Given that every person working from the White House would be complaining on behalf of that bloated child, I would disagree. But because said worshippers would need to take Trump's baby mushroom penis out of their mouths long enough to complain... you are correct.
Gotta expect sychophant psychobabble
Sad!