Spyke
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aussie.zone

Haha this was good fun.

They reel out of the sky at you like they’re barrelling out of a nightclub bathroom wearing a floral shirt open to the navel, beaks atwitch, roaring a garbled query that sounds disturbingly like: “What did you just say to me?”

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TomMaszreply
piefed.social

Australian Magpie: Nice head you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to it.

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MalReynoldsreply
piefed.social

Yup, got my annual large bag of jerky that I keep in the handlebar bag. They have such good memories, I get to chuckle as they go after the person behind me.

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naught101reply
lemmy.world

This works. Give them some cheese or something. They have good facial recognition and memories.

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aussie.zone

Beat the shit out of them when they swoop, a few cracks in the head and they start thinking twice about swooping you.

I started doing that over a decade ago, the magpies near my house don't do shit to me anymore.

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