‘No, You Cannot!’ Kristi Noem Denied Bathroom Access at Illinois Government Building
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And of course she's whining about being a victim, as fascists do.
"This is what Governor Pritzker calls cooperation"
Here's what Governor Pritzker actually said:
Yeah, sure sounds like he stabbed you in the back, swearing he's cooperating and all that.
“And if I ever find him, this is what I will say to the tiny fingered man: My name is Governor Pritzker. You harmed my constituents. Prepare to cry.”
OK, now my mind is coming up with a complete reboot of the movie.
Character Mappings
Jesus (Westley): The resilient migrant worker advocating for immigrant rights. Quote: “As you wish.”
Melania (Buttercup): The elegant First Lady, symbolizing grace and advocacy for families, with her illegal immigrant status leveraged politically. Quote: “I just want to be an example for the children.”
Beto O'Rourke (Inigo Montoya): The passionate champion for justice known for his compelling speeches, seeking vengeance against injustice. Quote: “This is not the time to be timid.”
Bernie (Fezzik): The gentle giant fighting for social equality and worker rights. Quote: “I don’t even exercise.”
Miller (Vizzini): The crafty strategist behind complex political maneuvers. Quote: “Inconceivable!”
Supporting Characters
Humpadink (Prince Humperdinck): The cunning political figure focused on power and control, leading efforts to deport immigrants to neighboring Guilder. Quote: “I’m not a monster; I’m just a little misunderstood.”
Fantastic Fauci (Miracle Max): The healthcare expert known for vital, unconventional public health advice. Quote: “It’s a matter of life and death.”
Dread Pirate Thunberg (The Dread Pirate Roberts): The bold environmental activist using dramatic tactics in her advocacy. Quote: “How dare you!”
ICE (The Goon Squad): The federal agency enforcing stringent immigration policies, symbolizing the oppressive machinery of deportation. Quote: “No tolerance.”
The Turtle Necked Man (Count Rugen): The turtle like antagonist involved in the deportation plot and a cruel enforcer of power. Quote: “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.”
Noem (Yellin): The assertive political figure known for her vocal stance on immigration and law enforcement. Quote: “We must take a stand.”
Some of those still need some work.
Top ten Hammond B3 and Mini Moog performances in rock right there.
So oddly specific lol... What are some of the others? I don't know if I'm very good at distinguishing between different types of organs and synths, but Shine on you Crazy Diamond maybe? Or Welcome to the Machine?
Well, I'm a recovering musician. That particular setting on the MiniMoog and the Lesley rotating speakers on the Hammond B3 are super famous, used in a lot of recordings so easy to recognize.
When Floyd recored SIOYCD, it was just before digital hit (FM, sampling), and the band had made enough money that he could use pretty much any synth/organ/electric piano/piano and even more more exotic stuff that he wanted. Rabbit hole on the keys on that record here: https://discuss.cakewalk.com/topic/71945-full-demonstration-of-the-real-keyboards-on-shine-on-you-crazy-diamond/
Both songs share in common the fact that although the keyboard parts are not very difficult, you would miss them very much in the song; it really would not sound at all like the song you know despite these being mostly "background" instruments.
Also this bitch puts people in cages with appalling hygiene conditions every fucking day, she can hold it until her bladder explodes for all I care
She does not get to go to the bathroom in my presence until she shows me her genetalia.
You mean he. He’s obviously a man trying to use the women’s bathroom, what a creep.
Chris T. No,Man
That's it. No more mystery. Everyone can go home now.
We don't let dog killers in
There’s like 4 different cameramen walking with her. State sanctioned reality show.
Welcome to the state of discourse in 2025.
The entire administration is a reality show. We are being managed by psychopaths who think TV is real.
I hate that no one in government is doing anything about any of this. They're not even talking about it.
The government is doing everything about this. It's literally being done entirely by the government.
If you want the government to be doing the opposite thing about this, the time for action was during the past few elections, before the fascists got control over all three branches. Best the dems can do now is try to lock things up as best they can. Maybe by shutting down the government or something idk.
Amen brother
This confirms that they are the Gestapo
She’s still just lying blatantly
You didn't know all them kids they've rounded up are big time drugs runners?
They'll let the kids go after they use them as hostages trying to force people out of their homes
https://www.wcvb.com/article/ice-child-girl-edwards-hip-video-leominster-massachusetts/68021170
Is it still a lie if she believes it to be true? I feel like she probably believes this even thought its false. I feel like there should be a different word for it, but i dont know what that word might be
Being wrong is not the same as lying. She is clearly lying, but let's just pretend she buys into her bullshit. Then she is just wrong.
It really doesn't matter what she thinks though, as she has no business being where she is. She is a joke, a charlatan, and an unqualified buffoon. Her cosmetics surgery and fillers make her look like a blow up sex doll.
Gross is what describes her best. A gross pick me who sold herself to aid in the destruction of our country. A traitor through and through
Lying to yourself is just an easy way for preparing yourself to lie to others, believing in yourself even if you're the worst lying sack of shit still sells it to the suckers born every minute. The word is narcissistic, since in this scenario it's all just a fucking glow-up to make the subject feel victimized, they'll try anything to enable pity or sympathy for themselves from others. Do not feed the attention elephant.
If everywhere you go people aren't nice to you, what's the common denominator? This is like elementary school level emotional intelligence.
They dont care so long as they can punish people of color. They see themselves as better or above, and everyone else is lesser, inferior, or even livestock. they simply dont understand why anyone would care about a person with darker skin. So, in their minds, they have done nothing wrong.
If you smell shit everywhere you go, it's time to check your shoes.
NoEm DeRaNgEmEnT sYnDrOmE!!
Fuck you. You aren't welcome. We don't want you in our city.
She might go in there and be trans! Does she not respect their right to police the bathroom?
They bravely prevented her from catching trans. She didn’t even say thank you.
She does look like she’s in full drag to me.
This is what I’m talking about. Your elected representatives live in your towns and cities. DENY THEM SERVICE AND HEALTH CARE
I thought she wanted bathroom police to deny people entry.
Yeah, maybe they just didn't have enough genital inspectors on staff to clear her entry.
"What's the problem? You gotta drop your pants to use the toilet anyway, we're just taking a quick peek first. Now stop being such a baby, show me whatchu got."
lol it's the escalator story all over again
Ice aren’t law enforcement. They’re kidnappers
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
@Redditsux Amazing! So much shit comes out of her mouth that I wouldn't think she needed to use one!
Geez, well said
Fuck.This.Bitch.
Also fuck the streamer she rode in on in the ass, because we know how they feel about that.
It’s too bad that officer didn’t pick her up, carry her, and body slam her onto the pavement like her goons did to Kat Abughazaleh.
Fuck Kristi Noem!
ha ha
But that’s where they keep all the dogs and trans people!
She should be denied a fuck of a lot more than just bathrooms.
Conservative challenge: try to make a post on twitter without prepending "BREAKING:".
They're just indicating what they're doing. They're breaking everything.
She could always go to that library she barred the Canadians out of. They have a bathroom for her I’m sure.
Live by the Schmidt, piss yourself by the Schmidt.
The important thing to note here is that you can say no. Just say no.
excellent. now tear up the streat in front of that ice facility
seriously? this is NOT news, this is just noise. There are other far more important things to be upset about than this. . .
I'm no dog killer fan, but why was she barred from using their bathroom? Is it not open to the public?
It’s a no Nazi bathroom. You have to legally prove to the official bathroom attendant that you’re not a Nazi to use the restroom.
My city hall has bathrooms open to the public on the 1st floor. I guess nazis are allowed. I like this no nazi policy.
Start a petition. Nobody is safe if Nazis are allowed to use public restrooms. What if there are non white people, gay people, trans people or feminists using the restroom? It’s just not safe Nazis should be barred from public restrooms
This is an interesting policy proposal that I've never considered before. I will attend a meeting of the board of supervisors and inquire about this policy. My city likes passing policies like this and I could see them installing a sign in the bathroom reflecting it.