In moderation, it really does work great. When I was working on coming out of my shell, I typically limited myself to three metered drinks the whole night.
Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, "wherethefucka i", "what the fuck happened last night itis", post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It's important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.
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Worked for years until I developed this pesky side effect called alcoholism.
50% of the time it works everytime
Most of the time it always works.
It's really a shame that alcohol is the best social anxiety medication out there.
Until it isn't.
(shudder) Yeah. Until it isn’t.
In moderation, it really does work great. When I was working on coming out of my shell, I typically limited myself to three metered drinks the whole night.
Metered? As in, a meter of beer? I can get behind that.
Hey, it worked for this nerd!
Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, "wherethefucka i", "what the fuck happened last night itis", post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It's important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.
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Do I have to ask them? Can I just wait to see if they bring it up? Or at least text them?