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lemmy.world

Let's all agree on the same safe word to avoid any misunderstandings in case someone forgets. No, it can't be "banana" because person #33 has that kink.

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lemmy.world

Ok everyone, as long as we don't fuck outside of this local cluster, we can continue to not use barrier protection.

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I mean shit. If everyone is tested clean and the ones who want kids are paired up we're good.

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lemmy.world

hell of a chromatic chord when they all orgasm at the same time and hit different pitches

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lemmy.ml

Meanwhile I have fucked like 12 times in my life

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lemmy.zip

Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record

Leave some for the rest of us buddy!

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nah, live that shit to losers, embrace magick

Watch, In a few years they'll whine about wife bad kids messy typa shit, and i'll be thriving in my own tower, throwing them fireballs at them lowly dirty peasants

Also, as a perk to your virginity, you can use archbtw on your arcana orb

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So like a joke? I witnessed that myself. They got dumped the moment the other person got a real BF. The bf then disappeared.

I quit Discord due to my job eating into my life too much. I only recently folded and watched some YouTube.

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