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lemmy.world

We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can't have any dessert.

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Ah, would ypu happen to ve a Tylenolican then?

Greetings from the Nordics, Panannish guy here

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Tyler-nol from Flu Club?

”His name is Robert Paracetmolson” (wink, nod)

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lemmy.zip

Not cool, not all Austrians are evil, my Sister for example is a very empathetic person

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Depending on how you define it, and by what set of moral rules. In my own set of coordinates, probably yes

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An evil sinner for sure, for she commits the sin of empathy on a daily basis

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It's kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.

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I've seen Americans talk about people in Congo as "African-Americans".

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sopuli.xyz

I'm a proud Cold+Flu-Severian Acetaminomerican

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Personally I'm a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so I can rest acetaminomerican.

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Uh, while there are ace people who are Acetaminophen american,
Not all us us Ace folks are Acetaminophen american.

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lemmy.today

Saluting in the US, your hand should be rotated so that the palm of your hand is toward your own face. The person in front of you should be able to see the back of your hand, not your palm. Also, the tips of your fingers should be touching the outside corner of your eyebrow, or the outside corner of your glasses, or the corner of the brim of your cap. The middle of the forehead is right out.

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Don't worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!

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