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lemmy.world

Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands

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With cookies like these, you can't just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off... A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

... Then go full cookie monster.

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I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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piefed.world

2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.

OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.

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piefed.world

There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.

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They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change...

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lemmy.ml

Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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lemmy.today

Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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