Spyke

Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they've got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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lemmy.world

Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

Me *Points to porta-john

Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

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piefed.world

He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.

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Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you're done.

Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you're done.

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When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

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lemmy.world

Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn't mix well with chemical toilets

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