Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Hey, how about this: leave service workers alone you sick fucks. The baristas, wait staff, cooks, chefs, bussers, janitors and everyone else at work is just trying to do their jobs. Be polite, don’t pull stupid fucking stunts, buy your stupid coffee and fuck off.

Also, quit gargling fascist balls.

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Hectorreply
lemmy.world

Prez does, that is his big problem, he cared a little too deeply for the children...

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lemmy.zip

Aren't coffee shops already known for screwing up people's names, especially intentionally? Just say "okay" and put in "Karla Churk" or some shit.

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And don't they usually just use the first name? Like, okay, your name is Charlie. Next?

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I guess they can make my coffee order out to "Epstein Files." Such a petty bullshit thing to do to cause trouble.

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pawb.social

Starbucks coffee isn't coffee, it's sweetened sugar with extra sugar.

Sincerely: a coffee addict.

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This is why I get a lollipop in a cup when I go twice a year.

If I'm getting candy in a cup by fuck I'm getting the best candy in a cup I can.

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Milk and sugar delivery system.

Which I can do myself for a fraction of the cost, whole milk and brown sugar and coffee. If I want anyway I drink coffee black. And tea, almost always.

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They really don't like it when their religious figures don't feature prominently on starbucks cups.

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That's bleak, but do they realise the coffee cup already has a hole and a habbit to spill in the least comfortable moment? I already did a crude kirky spray cap meme, and that's very close to it.

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::: spoiler (Image below) Bring-your-red-marker-to-work-day is every day. Printable labels and sharp scissors help to complete the effect. :::

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What a boring future we live in. The working class being distracted by petty disputes like these, mourning fucking podcasters, when the need to organize against the capitalist class is greater than ever.

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