Spyke
lemmy.world

Imagine getting Intel on yourself and it flags you as a serious threat and that's what gives you the confidence in yourself needed to act on it.

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Ignotumreply
lemmy.world

Spiky hair: no
Unusual hair colour: no
Conclusion: not main character

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If you were actually a high-risk threat, you'd be elated to be able to operate in relative stealth.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Me when I find my plalantir file:

What the fuck does the smiley emoji mean?

Someone better fucking tell me was the smiley emoji means!

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Vupwarereply
lemmy.zip

Dammit, I need to get around to reading that.

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Regarding Earth:

“What? Harmless? Is that all it’s got to say? Harmless! One word!”

Ford shrugged. “Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy, and only a limited amount of space in the book’s microprocessors,” he said, “and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.”

“Well, for God’s sake, I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.”

“Oh yes, well, I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.”

“And what does it say now?” asked Arthur.

“Mostly harmless,” admitted Ford with a slightly embarrassed cough.

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Tug
lemmy.world

Back in the day, if you wrote to the FBI and asked if there was file on you, they would start a file on you.

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Still do. It's a paradox of sorts. They are required to log actions. You making a request and them filling the request is an action. If you didn't have any previous actions, now you do, and so they start a file on you.

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slrpnk.net

I’m assuming this is a joke but is it actually possible to see such files somehow?

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Considering all these bookey-ass dystopian surveillance companies especially data brokers circle jerk and share data with each other, you could prolly buy your own data from brokers, providing u meet criteria, and ur OPSEC is absolute shite (if it isn't you might be lucky enough not to see much of anything identifying).

Source: Darknet Diaries' Hieu episode

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sh.itjust.works

from what I've heard, the moment anyone gets access to Palantir they instantly look up everyone they know.

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Government, police, large enterprises (Airbus, Merck, Ferrari, JP Morgan chase Bank are all customers)

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Only if your high enough of a risk to walk right in have a drone kill your entire genetic liniage.

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You reached the end