It's not even a spell! The somatic component is listed as "the amount of ketamine you intend to summon"! You're not even a Wizard, you're just addicted to ketamine!
The room darkens, there is a crack of lightning, and a cloud of smoke erupts from the circle. As the smoke clears the silhouette of a primate becomes visible. As your eyes adjust to the light you recognise the primate as none other than Elon musk.
Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks... hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I'm a terrible wizzzard.
Do you think he's hit the glass yet?
I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.
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Yeah but now it requires two spellslots. Damn wizard council
The ket spell was always there
The ket spell is a cantrip.
It's not even a spell! The somatic component is listed as "the amount of ketamine you intend to summon"! You're not even a Wizard, you're just addicted to ketamine!
The room darkens, there is a crack of lightning, and a cloud of smoke erupts from the circle. As the smoke clears the silhouette of a primate becomes visible. As your eyes adjust to the light you recognise the primate as none other than Elon musk.
What will you do?
I. JUST. TOLD. YOU. KETAMINE. APE. WAS. BANNED. MOTHERFUCKER.
Make sure the musk primate is watching while we tape the ketamine to a frisbee and fling it off a cliff.
The musk issues a blood curdling roar and charges after the ketamine head first off the cliff.
I cast sharp rocks.
A mysterious clocked figure seems to apparate out of the aether. The witch casts broken glass on top of your spell augmenting it.
The witch introduces herself as Vivian and hands you a fat stack of cash.
Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks... hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I'm a terrible wizzzard.
Do you think he's hit the glass yet?
I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.
What's important is that the gorilla has to wait at least 15 minutes or 150 rounds of combat for the ketamine to kick in. edit: typo
https://www.talktofrank.com/drug/ketamine
all this does is encourage you to keep it around at all times.
If that's how people want to spend their days, that's on them. But they won't be invited to the next wizard war.
Fighting fire (Elon Musk) with fire (ketamine apes).
Why does horse tranquiliser make animals freak out
They were too busy finding out if they could, they didn't ask if they should.