Trump to host UFC cage fight on White House lawn to mark 250 years of US independence
Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.
http://www.euronews.com/2025/09/08/trump-to-host-ufc-octagon-cage-fight-on-white-house-lawn-to-mark-250-years-of-us-independeOpen linkView original on thebrainbin.org
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In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.
Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?
Would hit harder if he couldn't do more than almost anyone else to get them released
Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?
Kid Rock will be there to sing Fortunate Son
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please don't give them any ideas
well duh
There are only whites in fighting sports? The fuck you smoking
I think you misunderstand the sentiment of white trash. Nowhere did they say there only whites in fighting sports.
I have seen all folks and cultures holding trashy illegal fighting tournaments I don't understand
To my undertstanding it invokes a particular steriotype of a bunch of white people living trashily in a trailer park, usually while thinking they're better than everyone else.
context clues suggest this particular instance is specifically catered to the white trash constituency
A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.
Yes, but also cheat by poisoning his gladiator slave opponent before the match.
But then still get his ass handed tom him cause he ssssssuuuuccccckkkkksssss!
The nonfiction version of "Idiocracy" brought to you LIVE! Stay tuned for the collapse.
As always, I must point out that president Camacho actually cared about Americans and when presented with a problem he was too stupid to solve he sought out the advice of smarter people to make use of in solving it.
President Camacho was a way better president than Trump.
Then let me point out that Camacho was the president at the end of the idiocracy period.
When people point to trump and idiocracy they mean he's the start of it.
'end of idiocracy period'
I'm sorry, when did it end?
At the end of the movie, when the smartest guy in the US is an advisor of president Camacho and water is used for the crops again
And they show that he will get outpopulated in a couple of generations, going back to where they were.
It's a pause, not an end.
It wasn't supposed to be a pre-future documentary, people!
Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president
God, he would be so preferable at this point.
Not from USA; but.....Terry Crews would be a great leader; he is way to nice to actually run though.
Biff Tannon everybody.
This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
At least Biff Tannen can conceive of a plan and carry it through.
Without help from his father.
Tannen can read an almanac. I don't think that Trump could manage that.
I think he’s functionally illiterate. I’ve never seen him read for more than a few seconds.
Please don't impugn illiteracy. Being able to read is entirely uncorrelated with being a good person.
[About 21% if Americans are functionally illiterate] (https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp), and most have perfectly good reasons, including learning disabilities, poverty, lack of decent education, and domestic abuse.
Strawman.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.
It is so tasteless and yet so fitting. We will have an abundance of great imagery for the history books.
Jesus Christ... We're hitting peak Idiocracy so much faster than the documentary expected.
At least Camacho had a three point plan.
Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?
This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.
This is the bad place
WhatAmLemmy figured it out? This is a new low.
What better celebration is there for Trump's America than locking people in cages?
President Camacho
That’s insulting to Camacho, I’d take him over Trump any day.
President Camacho was a fine leader in that he was willing to course correct when presented with actual evidence and actually tried to help his country by hiring an expert.
Yup, he realized there was a problem, got someone smarter than him to fix it and listened to his advice (for the most part); he didn’t just rule by his gut, attack intellectuals and pretend that there’s no problem like Trump does.
Gotta love being in the 'The president from idiocracy is more qualified than many world leaders' timeline.
President Camacho approves.
I do not.
The president's limo will be there on the front lawn, up on blocks with it's wheels and hood missing. A few barrels will be interspresed with fire for warmpth.
Trump will be seated on a beaten up old lawn chair, the kind that your parents had in the 70s and never got around to replacing. To his right there's a styrofoam cooler; the kind you get at a gas station when your heading out fishing with your pa. It's filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Melania will put her hair up in a Peggy Bundy beehive and squeeze her aging ass into pair of daisy dukes and cowboy boots.
Joe Rogan appears and kneels before Trump before the match begins. But instead of kissing a ring, it's a beer tab.
The festivities begin with Kid Rock catterwalling out what he thinks is the national anthem, but is actually just a bunch of random lyrics he put together during the last time he blacked out.
Dean Cain is the "celebrity" referee for the match and Kevin Sorbo is there to provide some colour commentary alongside Rogan.
Due to the unpopularity of all of them, no one wants to volunteer to be the people in the match, so it eventually Trump sends ICE out to round up some homeless people and it quickly devolves into bumfights_dot_com
It'll be great!
I can see this now as a Street Fighter level background.
I hate that you bring up Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo in the same sentence.
They're actually working on some weird-ass Christian golf comedy/drama movie together, with Dean producing and Kevin starring. My brother worked on it for about a week or so.
He only agreed to it as it was a way for him to get his foot in the door for the industry, and he was a fan of the Hercules show when he was a kid. Also Lois & Clark was apparently our grandma's favorite show, so it was like this weird amalgamation of feelings when he went to work on it.
My ex started as a Production Assistant in the Vancouver Film Industry. She mostly worked on the CW shows and those terrible Hallmark holiday movies that get constantly filmed there. Being a PA was a little like being everyone's bitch, so she eventually made her way into the account department of the same hiring company that managed the PAs.
She had her share of good experiences and plenty of asshole stars.
I probably shouldn't have said "hate," "coincidence" probably would have worked better.
My brother actually has his own business where he makes movie studio quality superhero costumes (the Man of Steel costume is his "bread and butter" according to his words), but he's always wanted to be in the business. So when his director friend asked if he wanted to help on the project, he jumped on it. I think he worked as a grip, so he was still probably everyone's gopher.
I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.
This just oozes classiness and decorum.
Hey, americans, you should deffo not be embarrassed about this. No way, not one little bit!!!
Why do you want us to be embarrassed about it? Many of us didn't vote for him, and have been working hard to fight his fascist regime. We're victims too and you're blaming us?
I think you're reading a little too much into the comment you're replying to. I didn't vote for Trump but I'm still embarrassed to have him as our president. Although... outraged to the point of exhaustion would be more accurate.
If I feel like we've been attacked for being American, my pain is valid, even if the author "didn't mean it". He could have said, "we (humans) should be embarrassed" or "I sympathize for you" or something similar, but instead chose something hurtful and inflammatory.
He's welcome to explain himself or apologize.
What next? Mandingo fights on MLK's grave?
Lincoln was a high-level wrestler. He probably wouldn't mind.
Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein Files.
Do tacky people generally know that they're tacky, or is part of tackiness being unaware?
After staring at a turd in a gold plated toilet would the self aware person then order all their toilets to be gold plated?
https://www.flavorwire.com/537887/who-said-it-presidential-hopeful-donald-trump-or-idiocracy-president-camacho
Your tax dollars at work.
Gross
Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second
Doge sees nothing wrong with this? They cut healthcare but they don't cut a boxing match in the white house?
That's not boxing, its rasslin'.
I guess they were saving the money for this.
I suppose it is a small mercy that Hulk Hogan isn't around anymore...
I am surprised they did not set up a colosseum and have migrants fight to the death. Keep it tacky MAGAts.
Oh that was floated as a reality TV show.
So he is having two people fight in a cage on his front lawn for his amusement... That definitely doesn't sound like dictator behavior.
White trash all the way
Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'
That's the whole point of this magazine.
UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd
What a fucking lowlife.
Is this the circuses part of “bread and circuses”?
Bread and Circuses is a tricky phrase, but no. This isn't for the People, it's for the Emperor. (The Emperor also wants to take people's bread away)
Thank you for the link!
Is this their colosseum? Are we going to get 100 days of holidays per year and they're going to do the thumbs up/down to decide someone's fate as a distraction from how shitty things are?
he will find a way to turn it into his birthday event.
Elegant
We demand Trump to be in the first round!
every time someone has said "this is now Idiocracy", they knew NOTHING.
Let us never forget that wealthy "business men" can be tasteless white trash too. And pedophiles. Actually that overlap is practically a circle.
But how is this euro news?
Euronews reports on events outside of Europe as well as within.
It's not, but it's damn funny. The obese orange turd officially showing the world just how classy the whitehouse is.
TeenyTiny™
What to do when you need a couple pitbulls to complete the scenario but you're afraid of dogs?
As a son of bandits, bastards, and traitors am I allowed to say I hope the ATC fucks up resulting in the entire fucking thing going up in a grand old explosion? Assuming the US survives mind you, getting real fucked Soviet Union circa 1990 in some areas, be a right shame if the Eastern seaboard ended up being under the flag of a Neo-Continental Congress.
I've already seen it done better than they could ever put on, although I'd love to watch the lard orange attempt to enter the arena in Auntie's zipline throne.
what a terrible website. adding that to my blocklist
also jfc what is going on in america
I bet the cage will be gold since Trump loves gold.
He could not be the next pope, but being alike Maximus is now within reach
I have never once in my entire life seen anyone do a thumbs-down in this weird toddlery way.
Is this an AI picture?
Took a few attempts so .... Yes