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Oh nice, I can cross that from my checklist

✓ Have a threesome
✓ Have sex with the devil.

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Salem 1692, the devil hangs out with some girls in the woods, they party and dance for a bit before he goes home.

Later, regular men literally crush them with big fucking rocks for no reason.

You know what, you're on to something.

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If you believe that stuff then they gave us free will, I'd say that's about good thing but I've also met other humans and the more I meet the more I think that night have been a mistake.

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lemmy.world

(2 pts.) Question 6.
Following the statement above, premarital threesome is :

a) A foursome since devil joins them.
b) A sixsome since there is 3 premarital sex equaling +3.
c) A ninesome since the 3 devils are not married to each other and summon 2 more which summons one more.
d) A premarital sex.

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piefed.social

This Devil is too busy "rehabilitating" damned souls in a broken system for the rest of eternity after his own child told him to fuck off to Hell. Courtesy of his abusive father called God. Also, threesomes are for sluts, and he isn't one anymore.

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I'm sorry, I know this probably came off wrong to anyone who hasn't seen the show 😅 I've been very bitter about the showrunners running the show into the ground with their Christian bullshit.

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piefed.social

When you're marrying, if you look closely in the corner, you can see Satan and Jesus doing it together.

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The problem with having a three-way with the Devil is he starts smoking BEFORE everyone's finished.

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The grammar makes my brain itch a bit, "every premarital sex"? How many premarital sexes are there? And where do they hang out so I can make sure I...totally never hang out with them lol

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You reached the end

He just lays there | Spyke