A friend told me a story, in college he was in a dorm going down the elevator and as the doors close he heard a girl on the floor sobbing, "I don't know why I waited a week to take the morning after pill!"
He gets down to the dorm's lobby and sees a big buff dude say to his friends, "Yeah I don't know why the fuck she waited a week to take the morning after pill!"
I know this is fake because Andrew Tate told me girls don’t poop.
Fuck! How did he find out?
Who told andrew tate?
heartbreak | assbreak
Mental breakdown | Physical breakdown
Wet cheeks | Wet cheeks
Not enough tissues to wipe it all up | Not enough tissues to wipe it all up
Emotional and sloppy | Emotional and sloppy
Torrential outflow resumes with renewed vigor and fresh tears | Torrential outflow resumes with renewed vigor and fresh tears
Why do they call it restroom if I have to fight for my life in here
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A friend told me a story, in college he was in a dorm going down the elevator and as the doors close he heard a girl on the floor sobbing, "I don't know why I waited a week to take the morning after pill!"
He gets down to the dorm's lobby and sees a big buff dude say to his friends, "Yeah I don't know why the fuck she waited a week to take the morning after pill!"
Did OOP post audio of the event?
Hellish shit - when the gates of hell's cloaca maxima itself open deep within your rectum.
Do people having a mental breakdown really take 30s out from it to share a selfie to Instagram?
vioLENT?