I finally started Strange New Worlds, and it's great but it has one major problem.
WHY IS ALL THE BRIDGE CREW SO FUCKING GORGEOUS?!
My god, I have to rewind all the time to catch the plot because I'm just so distracted by how goddamn stunning someone is. And all in different ways.
"Shit, what did they say? I was imagining how soft M'Benga's beard is."
"Sorry can we go back? I was thinking about receiving disciplinary action from La'an."
To quote one Beckett Mariner, "I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.” But like, all of them.
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Jadzia: “It would be fun.”
Sisko: “Too much fun.”
Sisko: Old man, Oh, OLD MAN!!
Daddy kurzon I've been a bad bad captain
Definitely the second hottest main cast in my ranking, but the one thing that sets them back is that I agree with Keiko: Miles is unfuckable.
Fine man, love to have a beer with him, but not even that Irish brogue would get me to uh... manually realign his warp coil.
What if he serenaded you with a traditional Irish folk song about Unions?
Shit, dude... I hadn't thought of it from that angle. Include Julian there dancing to the song, and I'd certainly have to consider it.
Totally agree but also want to throw in the sexiness of the Enterprise too. Had to rewatch a scene b/c I was seriously like, “The design of this turbolift interior is hot. It’s making me sweat!” 🥵
I was very pleasantly surprised at how faithfully they recreated the look and feel of the TOS Enterprise's interior while updating it to modern production values. White with red accents was basically Starfleet's entire thing in TOS.
Wait till you find out they can sing...
Just did.
Apologies, the most confounding thing...
They appear to be ...hotter?
Most unusual, so peculiar...
I'm so dysfunctional
Weak and emotional
Feelings I just can't contain
Escaping this misery
Or breaking free
Not a possibility
I solved for Y in my computation
But missed vital information
The variable so devastating
The crew's hot.
Secx sells. Can't really avoid it
Try British TV.
I like Dr.Who!
Not really tracking, otherwise.
Those ads about texting and driving were horrible, tho
Sex sells:
La'an and Nurse Chapel.
'nough said.
Too busy listening to the sound of M'Benga's voice to hear the words he's saying.
Ortegas is my favorite character. The episode where she pulled a drop shuttle maneuver was hilarious, and her piloting that
gorn fighter while critically injured, bleeding out, and missing half a handwas bad-fucking-ass.Uh, your spoiler tag is actually a code tag.
M'Benga is the best. He should sell old spice or something.
I only watch to see Captain PornStar!
While the bridge crew are gorgeous, they all pale in comparison to Captain Pike's hair.
My god, tribbles cry themselves to sleep because they know they will never be as gorgeous.
I just finished watching Inhumans for the first time.
The show is absolutely trash, no doubt about it. The dialogue, the acting, the plot, even the fight scenes are 3rd rate bush league that makes a student film look good in comparison.
But holy crap the women in it are stunning, from the queen all the way down to mine workers. But once you step down from Serenda Swan the women are kinda terrible actresses.
At least they are not teenagers.
Most of the shows with ‘teenagers’ have casts in their late twenties or thirties.