Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards
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Damn I ate the whole ass onion
Me: 'This apple tastes kinda funny'.
takes another big bite
I was just about to open the article and see what fucked up excuse they had this time...
This got me so hard that the first time I read the community name, I saw “Nottheonion”
As did I. Shit makes sense (in Texas) to be honest.
Oh wow. I saw this headline over on Reddit and I ate the onion.
Could be a real headline, honestly.
Didn't see on Reddit, but also ate it and realized the second time I saw the headline lol.
Kinda sad for the state of Texas that I thought this was a genuine article. Got me on this one Onion.
From Texas. Me too.
This one got me. I was already running it through my head why in the world they would want that before I saw what it was on.
I definitely ate this onion because it sounds like only one of the more mildly troubling laws that would come from any recent state legislative session.
I was thinking there's no way Texas would be that progressive 💀
I'm mildly concerned it took me a good 5 seconds to notice it was the onion.
All I will say is thank you. I'm not admitting anything else though, nor can I deny or confirm that I have onion breath.
Holy fuck, they got me with this one.
because they set it in Texas.
same, first time in a while
I see that the Onion Prediction Engine is operating at 💯% efficiency
Wait. Is this actually a thing?
Onions are pretty good when fried.
The only way to stop a nazi psycopath with gun, is a stalinist psycopath with a gun!
the... onion... dot... com... hell there's no way that didn't happen.