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Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few Fwd: for that ultimate authenticity

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lemmy.world

You're listening to K - T - I - T; K-tit! Playing the breast-ehrghm -the BEST tunes in town!

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That's exactly what I heard as I was reading this!

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lemmings.world

Yeah, but an agreement has to be signed that they aren't responsible for what carrying around all that weight up front does to your body.

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hold on... sound cancelling booty implants. you may be onto something. the Silent Butt Deadly Silencer. Make He Who Smelt It Deal It. I dunno, i gotta workshop these taglines.

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That was planned but they never went through with it. It was supposed to be a separate implant in the vag lips

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lemmy.world

good question. Would the speaker be in the scrotum or ass cheeks?

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Yep would agree with that. The lips definitely get engorged when the tunnel is about to see some action

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It steals an agpl licensed project from github. That makes it opensource right? At least until apple sues the original author.

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I prefer “galaxy breasts” or the open source version on github “5318008”.

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