lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyThales Asleep at the switchThe top comment was “WHY IS NO ONE IN LINE WAKING HIM UP 😭” (TikTok screencap)View original on sh.itjust.works280Comments17
JJasonDJ replylemmy.zip5Hide 5 repliesWas gonna say. That's a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.24
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.world4Hide 4 repliesJust remember that opiates are the religions of the masses.17
GGrostleton replylemmy.dbzer0.comWell yeah, if they were light they probably wouldn't have much mass.3
Jesus replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesCarnies gonna carny. That said, industrious methheads are usually the better hire for this occupation. They’re alert and they can stay up all night assembling and disassembling equipment.15
FFergie434 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesAssembling it correctly and safely is another thing though.7
Jesus replylemmy.worldThis is a state fair. That was never in the cards. The children lost to the Graviton will be remembered by a memorial butter sculpture.11
yyesman lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesJust remember: these are the same people who assembled the rides.39
iicelimit replylemmy.mlIf I slapped together a Ferris wheel in one morning whilst high on two joints I'd be knocked out too.7
oouRKaoS lemmy.todayYou gotta get a chant going to get the crowd's attention: "WHOSE got NAR- can!? 👏-👏-👏👏👏"10
That's called fentanyl, not sleep
Was gonna say. That's a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.
Just remember that opiates are the religions of the masses.
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
Well yeah, if they were light they probably wouldn't have much mass.
Yeah, something like that
Carnies gonna carny.
That said, industrious methheads are usually the better hire for this occupation. They’re alert and they can stay up all night assembling and disassembling equipment.
Assembling it correctly and safely is another thing though.
This is a state fair. That was never in the cards.
The children lost to the Graviton will be remembered by a memorial butter sculpture.
First time at a state fair then?
Guy looks like he OD'd.
The operator nodded off.
Just remember: these are the same people who assembled the rides.
That's why he so sleepy eepy 😴
If I slapped together a Ferris wheel in one morning whilst high on two joints I'd be knocked out too.
You gotta get a chant going to get the crowd's attention:
"WHOSE got NAR- can!? 👏-👏-👏👏👏"