Asleep at the switch
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That's called fentanyl, not sleep
Was gonna say. That's a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.
Just remember that opiates are the religions of the masses.
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
Well yeah, if they were light they probably wouldn't have much mass.
Yeah, something like that
Carnies gonna carny.
That said, industrious methheads are usually the better hire for this occupation. Theyโre alert and they can stay up all night assembling and disassembling equipment.
Assembling it correctly and safely is another thing though.
This is a state fair. That was never in the cards.
The children lost to the Graviton will be remembered by a memorial butter sculpture.
First time at a state fair then?
Guy looks like he OD'd.
The operator nodded off.
Just remember: these are the same people who assembled the rides.
That's why he so sleepy eepy ๐ด
If I slapped together a Ferris wheel in one morning whilst high on two joints I'd be knocked out too.
You gotta get a chant going to get the crowd's attention:
"WHOSE got NAR- can!? ๐-๐-๐๐๐"