Welcome to the UK, JD Vance!
Cpoliticalhumor·Political HumorbyCh3rry314 More Vance shenanigans in the UKWelcome to the UK, JD Vance!View original on piefed.social286Comments22Reply
ttakeda lemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesHow many vacations does he have? Whenever I read news about him he seems to be always on vacations.38Reply
RRampantParanoia2365 replylemmy.worldWell, how many paid vacation days does a US VP get? Maybe he's using sick days.3Reply
sad_detective_man leminal.space1Hide 1 replydoes jd Vance wear protection when he fucks a couch?11Reply
RRampantParanoia2365 lemmy.worldWhen JD Vance brushes his teeth, he spits back into his cup and drinks it again.9Reply
ssurph_ninja lemmy.worldIf the UK has free speech, try telling a cop you support Palestine Action.4Reply
RRaivoKulli sopuli.xyz2Hide 2 repliesFrom what I remember the whole denial because of the meme was unconfirmed to say the least.1Reply
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How many vacations does he have? Whenever I read news about him he seems to be always on vacations.
That's because he's just a show pony.
Well, how many paid vacation days does a US VP get? Maybe he's using sick days.
JD Vance eats scrambled eggs with his fingers.
JD Vance licks Doritos and puts them back in the bag.
JD Vance drinks with a spoon.
JD Vance gets his socks wet on purpose.
Is JD Vance like anti-Chuck Norris?
I heard he sucks ketchup directly from the bottle
But just the watery first squirt.
JD Vance wears jeans when he skis.
Whoah, slow down, that actually takes some balls to pull off.
JD Vance filters 1% milk because it's "too strong"
does jd Vance wear protection when he fucks a couch?
No, silly. He has an ottoman business on the side.
JD Vance seasons his chicken with tap water.
When JD Vance brushes his teeth, he spits back into his cup and drinks it again.
JD Vance wears his shoes on the wrong feet sometimes
This is definitely humour rather than humor.
If the UK has free speech, try telling a cop you support Palestine Action.
From what I remember the whole denial because of the meme was unconfirmed to say the least.
Then they can just mock him for the fascism and stuff 👍