First they colonized land. Then they colonized identity. Now they colonize your face.
Scan your iris. Upload your soul. Become a citizen of the britanopticon
But remember: every strand that connects can also strangle.
It's kind of funny how all the British Pythons have stories about Graham Chapman claiming that none of them even knew what gay was before they met him. They were all like "uh, we went to public school in England - how would we not have known anything about that?"
That's about all Britain does. That and steal shit from other places and cultures. Given how they normally treated colonies I'd expect treatment similar to Alan Turing.
Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.
God save the queens.
God save the queers
Well, yeah, I guess. Mine was a reference to the y'know, lgbtq+ community's meaning of queen lol
Oh I had zero idea that was a thing
Innit?
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Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the gays!
Faces will be added to the database.
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Next administration: report to camps
First they colonized land. Then they colonized identity. Now they colonize your face.
Scan your iris. Upload your soul. Become a citizen of the britanopticon
But remember: every strand that connects can also strangle.
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! ALL HAIL LELOUCH!
Fuck my license upload isn’t working can someone tell me what the text says?!?!?
What about the non-fucking gays?
Homoromantic asexuals are valid.
Homasexual.
That's not real
I am the fcking British Queers. Gonna go colonise myself
I have a folder for that.
Britain colonised the gays...and did something to Transgender people that will be covered up in Operation Legacy.
There were leaked transcripts of pretty much that, covering up the suicides of trans kids. Wish I had the link, too busy at the moment to look it up.
colonization is just another word for gay sex
You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!
It's kind of funny how all the British Pythons have stories about Graham Chapman claiming that none of them even knew what gay was before they met him. They were all like "uh, we went to public school in England - how would we not have known anything about that?"
Can confirm im British and colonised so many gays
But were they fucking at the time?
They're gonna draw straight lines over the gays???
That's about all Britain does. That and steal shit from other places and cultures. Given how they normally treated colonies I'd expect treatment similar to Alan Turing.
Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.
No way are we allowing that mob back in!
I agree. I have no idea how that will happen, but I agree.