dadjokes·Dad JokesbyTug What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man foils them.....View original on lemmy.world213Comments14
OOnomatopoeia lemmy.cafeUpvotes all around. You get an upvote, YOU get an upvote, everyone gets an upvote!7
GGreenKnight23 replylemmy.worldhey now....I know another man who loves gold and fits this description...5
bblarghly lemmy.worldIron Man can always attract lots of friends, but Aluminum Man is always alone - he's not magnetic like that3
That Iron Man is pretty ferrocious
And Tin Man canned their evil project.
Iron Man is a magnetic Fe-male, Aluminum Man just can’t attract anyone.
Yet somehow, Copper Man keeps catching all the charges
He was cooler when he was Aluminium Man
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You get an upvote, YOU get an upvote, everyone gets an upvote!
Neodymium man always attracts trouble
You cantrust aluminum man.
Goldman is dense and intellectually malleable
hey now....I know another man who loves gold and fits this description...
Iron Man can always attract lots of friends, but Aluminum Man is always alone - he's not magnetic like that
Fiberglass Man is completely insulated from evil people impulses
Aluminum man is much easier to melt.
The aluminum man has a back brace, a large nose, and looks like a giant bird.