The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can't make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don't know how noble he actually is
Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.
As someone who's never had that much interest in the genre it didn't immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.
Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.
I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.
I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.
OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game.
The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.
Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.
So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔
Genius!
If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?
That was my first thought!
If not, then the premise should really be: "your Waifu becomes real, but there's a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu".
Worth it.
I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.
I'm so sorry that happened to you
Top tier trolling right there
That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.
It helped me get a real live wife.
No, that you're a 38 year old man
As a 40 year old man, this was very funny
c:
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.
Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can't make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don't know how noble he actually is
Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.
As someone who's never had that much interest in the genre it didn't immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.
Devious double misdirect guerrilla advertising. Well done.
the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance
A connoisseur, I see
Anons, would you fuck yourself?
I've been fucking myself since like 11.
Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?
Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
My waifu is in my username, actually, although it's a lesser known character. It's Mk23 from Girls' Frontline.
One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.
Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
You guys have waifus?
Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
....presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress
Embrace the Void.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
Wifu doesn't exist, win win
50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass
username checks out
What exactly is a waifu?
A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.
ohhhhh jessica rabbit
Anime wife. I think.
Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.
No. You can get an anime body pillow, and it might be of your waifu, but they are separate things. Not all waifus are body pillows.
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!
"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"
My wife says she wins either way.
Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls
I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.
I'd be fine with this.
Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.
sure.
Either way I'm getting fucked hard
Am apagender, so sure.
Dongs, 2025 (pp.69-269)
Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.
First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time
She's too full of herself and pushy. I'd take Jordis the Sword-Maiden (the blonde housecarl in Solitude) over Serana or Lydia any day.
I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.
I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.
I'd say my personal issue with Lydia is that she doesn't seem to have much in terms of personality separate from her role as a housecarl.
But then, I never romanced her, so maybe I missed something.
If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?
Maybe, but not willing to test it.
I fear looking what those mods are
Bijin warmaidens is just a "make prettier" mod for the most common female followers.
Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a "give them tig ol' bitties and ass", and it is NSFW, lol
OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
No I would not
Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here
Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world
Best case: I become someone's (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job
Lose lose scenario.
Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.
Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.
So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔
Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.
I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu