Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I'm just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I'm trying to water the air for some reason.
I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.
Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.
I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder
Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.
When you need to get something wetter than you could on mist, but don't want any pressure behind it. Like wetting a ball of dirt and roots before replanting something. Mist wouldn't get all the way through and any pressure might wash away the dirt.
I don't have a fancy garden hose like this, though I think mist is my favorite. my handheld shower head is similar, but with just shower/center, and out of those my favorite is laminar flow-like (unscrew the shower head and rawdog the end of the hose) (just in general, not very practical for showering per se but it feels very nice and is just better in all situations except maybe like, washing your hair)
Shower for my lil plants! πΏπΎ
#TeamShower unite!
Shower team for me too.
Missssst
I too am of the mist camp.
I have absolutely no practical use for it, I just ship it for the aesthetic.
You can make a rainbow!!! π π π π
A fellow mist enjoyer!
Mist too
There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.
Unironically love mist for extremely hot fuck off days where you run it for less than 10 secs and it cools you off fast.
Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.
Two settings: Thumb on / thumb off
Adjust as needed
my favorite mode is 90% thumb then
I use my thumb
Shower or center depending on what I'm doing in the garden. Jet is just for me ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Jet go brrrr
Flat.
It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.
Not my flat setting. That shit could peel paint I'm sure of it
Yeah, flat is just pressure washer light.
Shower gang rise up
Ne or whatever the last one is
Cone.
You're a garden hose n00b, sorry.
garden gud, noob
π¦
Mist or nothing!
JET BABY WOOOO
Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I'm just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I'm trying to water the air for some reason.
Shower! But that soaker would have to be the most useless setting.
Shower for watering things, jet for cleaning, glad they're side by side.
Flat for my balls, jet for my ass
Mist is best, skip the rest
If the wind gets even slightly playful, that mist is right in my face.
SHOWER GANG
I'm a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night
Savage! I didn't even see it coming...
That reminds me, I should really call her, it's been ages
Mist, for all occasions
I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.
Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.
I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder
Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.
At any given time:
The one that makes my kids squeal with delight and/or panic.
HEADLESS
With your thumb over the end of the hose!
MAXIMUM PRESSURE
shower because it reminds me of being in the shower
i see them as tools, so whichever better fits the task
Fr, you're only holding yourself back by choosing one setting and sticking to it
But then you can't build your entire personality around this one arbitrary decision.
I'm mostly cleaning some manner of shit off myself, kids, deck, or grill, so jet is my pick.
Team watering can represents π€
For plants or masturbation?
Found the real gardener
Plants: shower
Masturbation: Jet on full.
Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.
Jet go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Jet, always.
This is the way
Soaker of course. I mean who doesnβt like a good soaker?
What is soaker even for? I have yet to find a use for it.
When you need to get something wetter than you could on mist, but don't want any pressure behind it. Like wetting a ball of dirt and roots before replanting something. Mist wouldn't get all the way through and any pressure might wash away the dirt.
That makes sense, thanks for the explanation!
My golden likes them all. So I started blasting...
Shower for plants, jet for little brother
Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink
I gotta say mist, though I'd probably use a watering
What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?
Apparently, that gets you downvoted.
Okay milhouse
Why are there more than two settings?
It's gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying
Soaker. gimme that sloppy water
Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I'm going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I've set up for the trees
This is one of the daddest dad things I've ever dadgone seen π
I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa
Squirter
depends on the job
Cone, let's you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer
Center π
Assuming we have yards to water.
Donβt limit yourself, hoses are also great for spraying unruly children and innocent passersby!
Should have "accidentally" sprayed them both.
I don't have a fancy garden hose like this, though I think mist is my favorite. my handheld shower head is similar, but with just shower/center, and out of those my favorite is laminar flow-like (unscrew the shower head and rawdog the end of the hose) (just in general, not very practical for showering per se but it feels very nice and is just better in all situations except maybe like, washing your hair)
https://youtu.be/jQZR25HPAqE
I was born a shower but I always consider myself a flood
Watering can. Hoses use too much water.
100% Jet