Conversely, let's spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.
I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.
Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they're attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks "Is Butterbean okay?"
I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it's perfect.
Can't forget its pseudo-predecessor America's Funniest Home Videos and all of the guys recording themselves getting kicked/hit in the groin to try to win $10,000.
I remember being in a small casino watching Steve-o perform on a tiny stage, like 5 feet away from me. He wound up staple-gunning his scrotum to his thigh. I blew chunks all over a police officer, and had to be rushed out because I was drinking, in a casino, on a fake ID. Steve-o thought it was hilarious. Good times.
Everyone but Steve-O, Wee Man, Preston, and Brandon has kids.
Knoxville has 3, Bam has 1, England has 4, Ehren has 1, and Pontius has 1.
Steve-O had like 2x the average sperm count, but had a vasectomy. He was expecting to find out that he was sterile after all the testicular trauma, but he was hella potent.
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Conversely, let's spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.
Steve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.
I'm not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.
He was big into NOS and Ketamin.
So we know what to test.
No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there's no way he wasn't repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.
You might be on to something here.
Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work?
Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that's real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.
It's also theorized that they're IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.
I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.
Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they're attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks "Is Butterbean okay?"
I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it's perfect.
Some of their comedy stuff was pure genius, like midget bar fight for example.
Genuinely a hilarious bunch of dudes.
Can't forget its pseudo-predecessor America's Funniest Home Videos and all of the guys recording themselves getting kicked/hit in the groin to try to win $10,000.
"Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Nut Nuking."
sticks testicles in microwave
Just gonna give myself a little bit of cancer stan
I remember being in a small casino watching Steve-o perform on a tiny stage, like 5 feet away from me. He wound up staple-gunning his scrotum to his thigh. I blew chunks all over a police officer, and had to be rushed out because I was drinking, in a casino, on a fake ID. Steve-o thought it was hilarious. Good times.
Lucky them
That is a net gain
as much as this show and subsequent movies were instrumental in my interest in physical comedy, thank god those men never bred.
Everyone but Steve-O, Wee Man, Preston, and Brandon has kids.
Knoxville has 3, Bam has 1, England has 4, Ehren has 1, and Pontius has 1.
Steve-O had like 2x the average sperm count, but had a vasectomy. He was expecting to find out that he was sterile after all the testicular trauma, but he was hella potent.
i am referring to the would-be fathers in the title but yeah it is amazing the Jackass boys were able to have kids, haha.
They're all multi millionaires, which always helps.
Who am I to judge the will of Darwin's Fury?
They're the lucky ones, not having to deal with *motions in the general direction of everything*
Are there cuts of the show or movie without all the shit or puking?
I think you should just watch something else
But it's so damn funny!
You joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.
Survival of the fittest
A moment of envy?