lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTrack_Shovel You deserve better, honey bun.View original on slrpnk.net303Comments35
potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesThere are two sides to every story. Maybe her nipples stink and she's projecting? And he's crying at home trying to get the taste out of his mouth with a bar of Irish Spring.38
GGreenKnight23 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliescan confirm. Irish Spring gets last nights whiskey ferment out of your whore mouth.8
PPeriodicallyPedantic lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyGod that reminds me of the end of this "Good Luck, Babe" parody (Sorry its tiktok, I couldn't find it anywhere else but Instagram)5
Godric replylemmy.worldSounds funny, sadly TikTok is so cancer I literally cannot open the link with ad block installed :(2
prime for an "oddly specific" community
This sounds like theres a story to tell
Guy made their nipples stink after he sucked on them
But why??
Halatosis
wat
HALATOSIS!
WHAT
HALATOSIS!
Supercalifragilisticexpi
That item sucks
Yeah that's a given but why?!
/j
Probably doesn’t floss.
Men with halitosis like to suck titties too
I assumed it was a smoker
That ain't real
Thank God bad breath doesn't actually exist!
sorry bout your nipples
That's the card I normally give the next morning.
There are two sides to every story. Maybe her nipples stink and she's projecting? And he's crying at home trying to get the taste out of his mouth with a bar of Irish Spring.
can confirm. Irish Spring gets last nights whiskey ferment out of your whore mouth.
Cheers lads, what do we do for rotgut vodka?
Da fuq?
This is the vibe I go for
Grandma be like
I read this as nipples "sink" bon voyage!
What are you sinking about?
https://youtu.be/OntgdM84SDQ
God that reminds me of the end of this "Good Luck, Babe" parody
(Sorry its tiktok, I couldn't find it anywhere else but Instagram)
Sounds funny, sadly TikTok is so cancer I literally cannot open the link with ad block installed :(