We're whalers on the moon

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We carry our harpoons

For there ain't no whales

So we tell tall tales

And sing our whaling tuuuuune

This has been stuck in my head since I woke up, and now it's stuck in yours. You're welcome.

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...thanks 😠

dances just out of reach

Naa-naa-nee-naa-naa!

If you do it, we won’t tell anyone

:'(

Nah we would never do that to you.

Ahhh geez, I used to go to high school with that guy.

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor!

Here's a fun question. Is it a whaling tune or a wailing tune?

Ooh! Ah! I died doin' what I loved.