Fcrazyideas·Crazy IdeasbyFreshParsnip A restaurant security guard who is also a waiter. Why? To protect and serveI may be a little highView original on lemmy.ca51Comments6
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialIn reality it's just so he can afford rent. Pretty soon he'll need a 3rd job.3
nneidu3 sh.itjust.worksWait staff is also trained to shield you with their bodies in case a food fight breaks out.2
sskvlp feddit.nlNot to worry. If you can get a step ladder for the security/waiter they can climb up and be as high as you are 😉2
Solid punchline. This would sell on a pun community.
You might be a little high, but you still did the funny.
Does this restaurant guard/waiter also serve weed?
Cuz I'm all in!
In reality it's just so he can afford rent. Pretty soon he'll need a 3rd job.
Wait staff is also trained to shield you with their bodies in case a food fight breaks out.
Not to worry. If you can get a step ladder for the security/waiter they can climb up and be as high as you are 😉