Spyke
leminal.space

I think I don't really get it? I see the cock and balls but the euphemism goes over my head

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lemmy.world

I always assumed it was just an extension of head. The brain is in the head, if you get head you're getting brain too? Idk.

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qarbonereply
lemmy.world

Hanging brain is specifically an act, but generally, the scrotum is "supposed" to look like a brain.

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lemmy.world

Always be wary of sticker packs bought online. They'll literally just do a Google image search and print off everyone's weird fan art of whatever you're looking for. Nudity, drugs, fetish stuff, doesn't matter.

I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic "fan art" goes.

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I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic "fan art" goes.

Oh wow, I had literally the same experience, Sonic stickers too. Thankfully I had a quick look through before I threw them in with the Mario and Pixar stickers, and noticed Amy had some "interesting poses" ... And it kind of got worse from there.

It was my first head-shaking "wtf is wrong with people" moment as a father so I guess there's that.

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lemmy.world

Worst thing that ever happened to me. I bought a naruto hoodie off of wish. It was white and it had a red sharingan on the left breast. Wore it to school and got called "Klan Man Dan" all day

To add to this. We were also going on trips to potential universities

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JayDeereply
lemmy.sdf.org

For this missing context, this is what the Klansman ceremony outfit looks like.

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Not as bad as being called a "Klan Man" but I once saw a guy with a MAGA hat and then wearing a Christmas themed Naruto outfit while walking around the mall with his family...

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myster0nreply
feddit.nl

Hoodies have breasts now?

Edit : OMG a hoodie! For some reason I was thinking about a beanie! Ok, that explains a lot. Sorry people

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Dr_Boxreply
lemmy.world

Didnt know what else to call it. Chest region?

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myster0nreply
feddit.nl

I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry

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Yes. That's what we call the area covering the pecs, on any given piece of clothing.

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M137reply
lemmy.world

Yes, buying a fucking naruto hoodie is a bad decision. Weebs deserve to be ridiculed.

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Don't be ashamed of living bodies, animals should not be required to wear clothes, humans are animals.

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

it does however help that most animals don't have a fully human dong complete with the disproportionate size compared to their body

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I agree it would have been more realistic to have one of those weird animal penis. They do get this big however.

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Whats it say about me that the first thing I noticed was the penis.. lmao

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I was looking at it for quite a while, wondering why it's tagged NSFW, before reading the comment proper.

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abbadon420reply
sh.itjust.works

I mean, it's a "cute picture". An unmutilated penis looks much "cuter" than a mutilated one.

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Just as a reminder to some Americans, intact penises look like that when they're not erect, because it's the job of the foreskin to protect the most sensitive part of your body, until you want to actually use it.

They do not look like that when erect though, or if they do and you're not a teenager with phimosis, then I don't know wtfs going on. See a doctor prolly.

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pH3rareply
lemmy.ml

I assure you this is not true at all

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lemmy.zip

I'll drop trou right now so you can see the effects of the catholic mental illness

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pH3rareply
lemmy.ml

I'm Italian, which is basically peak Catholic, and I swear every dick I've seen was wearing its own pink balaclava. Are you perhaps from the States?

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pH3rareply
lemmy.ml

There's your reason then, you have less dick because you're American, not because you're Catholic

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