I love the part that says no additives or preservatives "except those naturally occurring in mountain dew"

that cannot be real

Hey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn't make limited edition bright pink hotdogs...

But maybe we should have...

Somebody at the local Pig Lips & Buttholes processing plant noticed that their meat tubes were coming out green and figured it'd be an easy pitch for the Mountain Dew folks.

I'd try it.

This is not how I pictured the verification can...

Still not the worst thing ever, anybody remember Dewitos? (Doritos flavored Mountain Dew)

Every day we stay further away from god.

Why god abandoned us?

Dew Dew Dogs

I unironically puked in my mouth

PepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog!

Me: Uh... I think I'ma drink Coke from now on.

Ewwww. Uncured.

Yucksssssss

Meanwhile, there's now mustard flavored Skittles. 🤮