lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyYAMAPIKARIYA Gamerdog. Get yours today.View original on lemmyfi.com324Comments21Reply
mmigo lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI love the part that says no additives or preservatives "except those naturally occurring in mountain dew"22Reply
jjscummy replysh.itjust.worksSome additives and preservatives form naturally during the brewing process3Reply
Margot Robbie lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyHey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn't make limited edition bright pink hotdogs... But maybe we should have...9Reply
bbetterdeadthanreddit lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesSomebody at the local Pig Lips & Buttholes processing plant noticed that their meat tubes were coming out green and figured it'd be an easy pitch for the Mountain Dew folks. I'd try it.8Reply
SysWOW64 lemmy.worldStill not the worst thing ever, anybody remember Dewitos? (Doritos flavored Mountain Dew)3Reply
EEtterra lemmy.worldPepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog! Me: Uh... I think I'ma drink Coke from now on.2Reply
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I love the part that says no additives or preservatives "except those naturally occurring in mountain dew"
Some additives and preservatives form naturally during the brewing process
that cannot be real
nope
Hey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn't make limited edition bright pink hotdogs...
But maybe we should have...
Please eat verification hot dog to continue movie.
Somebody at the local Pig Lips & Buttholes processing plant noticed that their meat tubes were coming out green and figured it'd be an easy pitch for the Mountain Dew folks.
I'd try it.
Probably true
Ah, so they put Mr Crabs in charge.
This is not how I pictured the verification can...
Still not the worst thing ever, anybody remember Dewitos? (Doritos flavored Mountain Dew)
Every day we stay further away from god.
Why god abandoned us?
Dew Dew Dogs
I unironically puked in my mouth
You're able to ironically puke in your mouth?
PepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog!
Me: Uh... I think I'ma drink Coke from now on.
Ewwww. Uncured.
Yucksssssss
Meanwhile, there's now mustard flavored Skittles. 🤮