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Came here to say this. Cactus has watched many a plant wither without even flinching: the very image of stoicism.

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Kitereply
sh.itjust.works

They do if they are unfortunate enough to be owned by someone with a talent for being able to kill anything :(

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Can confirm. I had to stop watering my cactus because of mom and it still managed to rot.

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lemmy.world

Is anyone else as dumb as I am, and thought they were playing spin the bottle with a stick, and now those two plants have to kiss, but the one plant would rather go on vacation right now, completely unplanned, than be forced to kiss THAT plant???

I was confused. But then I saw the light. The flashlight. And then I got it.

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I'm sad they didn't commit to illustrating the underlighting on the one with the flashlight, but I understand why lol

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brsrklfreply
jlai.lu

They're houseplants, and they're telling each other horror stories around an (unlit?) campfire.

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The horror story being that their owners left for vacation without telling anyone to water their plants.

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If this were a print, I would buy it and hang it in my boss's office. And probably my own plant room.

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