A dog hit me with a stick
He picked up a big stick in his mouth, spun around, and whacked my hand hard enough to leave a small bruise. I thought it was funny, but not so funny that it would make sense to share the story anywhere but here.
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And I bet the lil guy just looked at you with pure excitement. Completely unaware what just happened.
At least it wasn't your balls! Then again, at least you still HAVE your balls! Unlike your dog...
My dog gets so excited when I get out her harness and leash that she, with her just big enough stature, will jump up on her hind legs and proceed to sucker punch me in the balls.
Every. Single. Time. 😮💨Sweet pup just wanted to share. Must've been a really good stick.
A bruise of pure excitement!
Your dog saw the video of the spinning stick dog, you were supposed to jump over it
It is pretty funny lol
A random or your good boy?
Not my dog but I was the one walking him.
Now realize thanks to Issac Newton he got smacked in the mouth just as hard.
I don't think it works out that way. Hitting someone else with a club is a lot less painful than being the one hit by a club.
If you bit the dog in return you could've been a classic news story