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lemmy.world

And a name we have turned into legend despite that family being an absolute disaster filled with human scum.

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lemmy.zip

My only hope for the future is that younger generations seem to not care about "political dynasties". I'll never understand the boomers obsession with ensure one family keeps power for generations. It doesn't make sense

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I listened to the Behind the bastards podcast episodes on the Kennedy family, bunch of fucked up people, but because of JFK and RFK they’re spoken about like royalty. Never mind that if they had lived, they would have become crooked career politicians like all the Kennedys

Edit: that podcast has great episodes on RFK jr as well and the insanity that is his life story. When Rfk jr is your roommate in college, he keeps a hawk on a perch by the bed, and his side of the fridge is full of roadkill.

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There’s an episode of red dwarf that centers on that. They accidentally save him from being shot and the entire country falls apart because all his business comes out.

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I would have assumed he'd want a glass of water to be left out overnight so that the chemicals in them would dissipate.

This coming from a man who likes to swim in known crap infested waters with the family.

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Your municipality must use chloramines in their treatment. Common for home brewers to collect their brewing water and let it sit out overnight.

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Giant insulated water bottle. Get to sip on it as I fall asleep and have plenty of 3am water all night and much of the morning

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lemmy.world

That’s too close to accurate for an RFK hot take.

It’s because the water absorbs gas from the air, especially at warmer temperatures. Since the uncovered cup of water shares space with people - who exhale carbon dioxide - it’s the carbon dioxide, increased acidity, and other absorbed gasses you taste.

Now for the clincher. Exhaled carbon dioxide is breath leaving the body. So, ghosts.

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So leave a cup of water overnight on your bedside table and drink it every morning to regain the life-force you breathed away while sleeping. PATENT PENDING!

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lemmy.world

So my microwave is haunted. It has one of those old touchscreen control bullshits. If you use it with greasy or covered in meat juices fingers, the grease will continue to press the button only randomly. like we know what our microwave ghost really is, but it's really conceptually fun to have a haunted microwave so we have a microwave ghost.

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lemmy.world

that's a bit insulting. this is more logically sound than most of the shit that comes out of RFK's mouth.

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slrpnk.net

Almost. Kind of more like:

w̴̝̉A̷̘͋t̸̨̊E̴͖̔ŗ̸͝ ̴̞͗l̵͉̍E̷͉͝f̵͙̄T̸̜̅ ̷̰̀i̷͙̿N̷͙̒ ̸̪͠a̸̪̐ ̵̪̑G̷̥̾l̷̜̑A̶̩͠s̵̟̿S̸̡̍ ̵̠̕o̷̙̓Ṽ̶̬e̴̲̕R̸͈̐ṇ̷͠I̸̝̾g̶̹̐H̶̛̪t̷̞̓ ̴͙̍T̶̜̊a̵̳͌S̵̩̈́t̵͊͜E̸͚̐ś̴̤ ̴̡̆B̸͎̌â̷̞D̶̳͐ ̵͕̌b̴̭͗Ë̵̟́c̵̮̆Ä̷́ͅu̵̹̾S̶̝͛e̷͚̓ ̷̠̆I̸̛̯ť̵̙ ̸͙͗G̶͎͐e̵̞̿T̷̬̕s̵̟̍ ̵̱͌H̸̡̉a̴̟͝Ǘ̸̞n̸̖̅Ṭ̷̎ḙ̴̽D̴̡̓

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slrpnk.net

I dunno, hearing him talk makes me feel like I'm being cursed.

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i mean if you're statesian too they built our country on an ancient indian burial ground so like maybe this is just a manifestation of that

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Aged water, thank you. Aging just makes some things better. Whiskey? Better with age. Cheese? Better with age. Prosciutto, beef, wine, pound cake, fruit cake, and pickles? All better with age.

You know who doesn't think things get better with age? Anyone in the Epstein files.

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lemmy.world

Mee too! Idk why, but the best water is ice water that's been left on the counter for 4-12 hours. It's just more refreshing

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Water reacts (slowly) with CO2 in the air and creates carbonic acid. Or something like that.

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Yeah, if I find my water glass from yesterday in the morning it's like ooo extra flat water tastes kind of like dust.

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Did he really say it or is it a meme? LOL. I would believe either one at this point and will not Google anything about this brainworm added batshit crazy oligarch.

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