State theme pickup lines
I can ask a girl if she's from Tennessee because she's the only 10 I see, but are there any other state or country themed pickup lines?
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Are you from New Jersey? Everything is legal in New Jersey.
Edit: it sounds way creepier than I intended.
Yes but that's what makes it better and or worse
That's better than trying "Are you of legal age? Because your a 10 to me"
Yeah, and I was just making a Hamilton joke.
Are you from Alabama? Cause you’re like a brother/sister to me
Hey, y'all from Oklahoma? 'Cause yer pretty OK.
Does my penis shaped potato boat remind you of the United States? Cuz it’s a dick tater ship.
Pretty unhinged but:
"Girl, are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only missus I'd pee on."
Also bottom of the barrel but if you were to say it with a little spice, any state with two parts can be erotic.
"I want to New your York" or "I would North/South your Dakota" etc.
Are you from Wyoming? Because you've got some grand tetons!
“Oh hi hoe.”
Are you from Florida? Because I want you on the floor... duh
Are you from California? Cause Girll I'd fornicate with ya
Not a quick one, but when I first met a girl I liked once, I'd say "damn your hair looks beautiful today". Or, another day "wow, your dress is really beautiful".
What I was really saying is, "you are beautiful".
She knew it.
Didn't take too long. We both became available.
Made the move.
Married her in time!
Cheesy can do it. So can subtle.
Iowa- Something something “I owe a” few hours of my evening for a dinner date.. you and me. Didn’t come up with how to open the convo to get there but it works.
"I hope you like lobster because I want to make you my Maine girl."
Something about VerMOUNT.
"I'm glad I have a boat because I'm about to take you to rode Island."
"Hi, I'm from Michigan. holds up hand and points to it with the other To be precise, here. I'd like to offer you a seat. To be precise, here. points to face.
"Girl, are you from the Midwest, because I love your cans, ass. (Kansas)"
At a meetup for technicians: "Are we in the Lonestar state because all I see is an amazing tech's ass. (Texas)"
"Do you have a sister named Elsa because that would make you Anna. I'm on a trip around the country and my next stop is Mount Anna."
"I'd love to get you in a threesome, but I'm not sure about my inuit girlfriend, so Alaska. (I'll ask her)"
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see"