Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
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So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.
She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn't against pedophilia, it turned her on.
Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.
it's disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof
https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680
She was kicked out after 4 separate complaints & also being warned by staff. It's not really that dark in the Buell theatre, and the seats are close together. Those two were absolutely the assholes here.
Yea but I'm not part of the party trying to rollback all societal advancement of sexual liberation for the last hundred years
Yea but I'm not baggin' on a middle-aged lady gettin' some in a dark theater. FFS, we can bag on her for 100 other things, like shooting fish in a barrel.
shootin'*
The thing is if we don't give them shit for everything, even the small stuff, then that's how they get away with bigger things.
The "Don't worry about X thing because they've done far worse thing" approach is basically forgiving them for the X thing.
Her, and any politician or representative, should be better not worse then the normal people if the world.
Also firstly she was vaping in the theatre and was asked not to.
She then gave her bloke a hand job. And then after numerous people complained about it all she was asked to leave.
Then she did the "don't you know who I am" shouty thing to the theatre staff as she was being escorted out.
Then she denied doing any vaping or inappropriate sexual stuff in the theatre and called it witch-hunt, and it was only when the video of it came out did she stop being a cunt about it.
So, yeah, we should definitely be giving her shit for this every day until she fucks off.
Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm's syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!
Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape
Well don't you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.
Dream team Special counsel:
Lead- Matt Gaetz
Assist
You don't need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I'm sayin'?
Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.
I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn't a new faction, they're gearing up to investigate and say there's nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn't want to die in prison.
oh there won't be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name (R)s
every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.
Jesus, is she still around?
These fucking roaches never go away.
MS beetlejuicer.
she kinda disappeared around the same mtg did, when TRUMP got elected. before that all we could hear is from these 2 before the election.
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.
Hey, Republicans, what happened with that "groomer" panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?
They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else
Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.
Matt Gaetz is the present day Epstein
Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.
If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!
Satire is dead...
I truly can't tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
Maybe a bit like Mikey Day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86qKgK0asGo
I've seen that one oh so many times!!! Heidi breaking character is as funny as Mike Day.
He eats the sugar and "becomes" Cornholio.
Need youtube link substitution. I just probably got fingerprinted.
The logic being "it takes one to know one?"
This... This isn't The Onion?
Humans are silly.
Yeah, this timeline really is fucking bizarre.
At least it seems on brand for the GOP.
Oh, shut up
Makes sense to appoint someone who knows the subject matter so well
THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that's PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?
That's an oddly strategic move from a pancake like BoBo.
It was Ted “totally a human” Cruz’s idea, but he couldn’t sell it.
That makes sense.
No need. We already know enough, don't we???? Hellooooo
Terrible choice.
How do these people not see the irony in any of this? It's so "on-the-nose" that it may as well be the punchline to a pedophile joke.
Really it's very on-brand for Trump. He's always looking for the worst person to do every job.
It's just attention-whores attention-whoring. Move along.
Make sure his co-chair is her ex husband too.
This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That's it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.
No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.
That's the joke.
Hmm, doesn't sound like a joke, since she doubled-down after the suggestion. And certainly not crazier than other shit she's said...
Meh. I got it, sorta. Comments in here say otherwise.
He was probably disappointed Epstein never offered for him to be on the list.
Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.
Really? Why?? She says crazy shit, or she lies through her teeth. Which option would be illuminating?
She's prominently in the "release the files" camp (which seems like the opposite of what putting Gaetz in charge would accomplish) and she thinks Boebert is a "little bitch." I want to see maximum MAGA infighting!
That's a good reason!
Just to be bewildered by her logic and mental gymnastics. Also, when I see her, I automatically think her feet smell bad. Is that weird?