Spyke
JasonDJreply
lemmy.zip

NGL this is bullshit advice. Feeding trolls is like feeding seagulls...minimal cost/effort, hours of entertainment, and you leave with everything covered in shit.

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It should be taught in school, and tested. You shouldn't be able to graduate without basic emotional intelligence.

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In reality, people seem to follow these lessons.

Lesson 1: Never read the articleβ€”why bother when the title is all you need to fuel your righteous fury?

Lesson 2: Craft your response based solely on the title, preferably in all caps to ensure everyone knows you mean business.

Lesson 3: When engaging with comments, remember that everyone else is always wrong; they are part of a grand conspiracy against your unparalleled wisdom.

Lesson 4: You're not just right; you're a beacon of truth in a sea of misguided souls. Let that light shine, unburdened by facts or logic.

Lesson 5: Insults are the spice of life. Aim for at least two per sentence, and bonus points if you can weave in a creative metaphor involving farm animals.

Lesson 6: Always assume the worst intentions. If someone agrees with you, they're obviously being sarcastic. If they disagree, they're a troll.

Lesson 7: Grammar and spelling are for the weak. Your ideas are so powerful they transcend the need for coherent sentence structure.

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Never read the articleβ€”why bother when the title is all you need to fuel your righteous fury?

Unfortunately you can't even really blame people when it's all paywalled and you have to know the extra steps (or be rich and subscribe to 100 online newspapers) to be able to actually obtain the text.

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Sal
lemmy.world

This is one of the reasons I left Reddit (that and getting banned multiple times in a row). At some point I realized it wasn't worth it anymore.

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Karyoplasmareply
discuss.tchncs.de

The amount of obvious karma farming getting 1500+ comments of "engagement" is insane. Just take a brief look on r/all and you'll see about 20% bait. r/AITA, r/AmIOverreacting, r/PeterExplainsTheJoke, etc all of these likely-styled subreddits are just obvious bots. I don't even get the point of karma farming.

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simplereply
piefed.social

I really want to know who keeps upvoting those obviously fake AITA posts.

My husband beat me for donating $5 to charity, AITA? (20k upvotes)

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People will rage at anything they don't like... Sometimes just stating a fact will get people going into spiral.

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More like "Don't believe anything you read on the internet". That would reduce the raging as well.

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lemmy.world

You mean it doesn’t exist ? Perhaps I should be clear since I wrote just two lines.

If you take top comments on any (even non political) popular posts, there will be someone posting an intentionally controversial, yet unrelated, comment. I guess it boosts engagement of the post, or the commenter gets karma (or whatever fake points) or just some lunatics doing it for the kick of it. The problem is most people reacting to such comments doesn’t realise they were just baited into it.

Hence the thought in the shower 🚿

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SandmanXCreply
lemmy.world

You took me seriously but here I was on my fishing trip 🎣

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You reached the end

"Quell your rage" must be lesson 1 in how to internet | Spyke