RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets

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Looking forward to seeing this exact headline on NotTheOnion in a few months.

You have to check for the onion now.

In the before before time we didn't have empty ball sacks in charge of aspirin. Even less the FDA.

Ya gotta be careful in today’s world. I half read the title and assumed it was real. Almost ate the onion on this one

IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.

I think that's the plan, lol

Since the ivermectin didn't kill him, can we push the narrative that injecting a gram of botox will make him live a lot longer?

...wish a motherfucker would.

A Fool proof strategy.

Bing!-wait, satire? Dammit I was gonna win