Spyke
Diplomjodlerreply
lemmy.world

Because if a true, red blooded 'murican doesn't ride his pickup everywhere, the gays win.

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When they break about their fourth they go "we got to drive right up on the beach!" It sounds cool, and image is all they care about.

Benefit of the doubt, I hope some people with disabilities that couldn't typically make the trek find this situationhelpful

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These are people who are compulsively attached to their cars like a comfort blanket because they've literally spent decades never going anywhere which doesn't involve being near their car. Like, they will drive to the airport, get on an airplane, and then rent a surrogate car the moment they land.

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Sibbo
sopuli.xyz

Hope they at least keep the engines off.

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mEEGal
lemmy.world

what an abomination,

yet cynics will still argue its better to do this than to build a parking lot near the beach

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huppakeereply
feddit.nl

Well if you have to walk from the parking lot to the beach you'll burn calories.

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Pechentereply
feddit.org

What about a parking lot with a Mc Donaldโ€˜s? Seems like a good solution

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socsareply
piefed.social

Hear me out - what if we made like big cars that could fit dozens of people and had the government buy a bunch of them and use them to ...shuttle... people between urban infrastructure and the beach. We could call it a "scooty rooty transportation station"

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super dank, perfect for Muricans !

but sounds like socialism, so no

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A couple of parking spots for several km of beach is reasonable, but it only works if you car is human-sized, not obese-triceratops-compliant

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anomie
piefed.blahaj.zone

Hey OP, did you film this? Mind if I upload it to Wikimedia Commons? Seems like a nice case study here lol

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