ssaltnotsugar lemmy.worldSo you’re a termite? “…uhhh totally.” What do we like to eat? “Stuff and wood and junk.” Okay good enough.74
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social9Hide 9 repliesPokemon is really just some real animal kingdom shit.34
FuglyDuck replylemmy.world8Hide 8 repliesAnd not even like…“but cuter!”. Japan has some insanely cute critters.15
FuglyDuck replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesOh... we were supposed to drop our evidence? Very well... Shima Enaga (long tailed bushtit / snowfairy) Rosefinch Tanuki Fire bellied newt Their honey bee and for the weirdos.. the murder hornet... ( i wouldn't call these fuckers cute, but I'm sure somebody does. Their moms, maybe.) Far from exhaustive, but eh, these are my favorite Pokémon. (Okay so murder hornets are ugly, but they’re murderous!)23
FuglyDuck replylemmy.worldthe various common names of birds have convinced me that ornithologists are mostly horny perverts that have spent too much time alone in the woods.7
Swedneck replydiscuss.tchncs.de1Hide 1 replywhere are there honey bees that don't look like that? also might want to scale the hornet image down, that could share the shit out of someone2
FuglyDuck replylemmy.world::: spoiler Sorry, this might freak you out But those fuckers are freaking huge. :::1
SSpacehooks replyreddthat.comThank you! never saw something of these and now my life is changed for the better.1
SSpacehooks reddthat.com2Hide 2 repliesJust a fellow creature. Nothing suspicious here. snacks please. 45
LLemminary replylemmy.world1Hide 1 reply... And it was at that moment that I realized he was a three story tall monster from the Paleolithic era!8
IninewCrow lemmy.caI think we have one of those in the Office of President of the United States of America38
zzero_spelled_with_an_ecks programming.devIt's wild that the benefits of this outweigh the cost of making it enough to stick around.32
NessD lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe wild thing is: These are hundreds of mutations of several generations that happened randomly until it looked like this.32
LLemminary replylemmy.worldI want to know how it even started. Like, what was its equivalent of a half eye so that the termites would start feeding it?8
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYou have to grow either a vodka bottle or a crack pipe puppet to seduce mine.19
ssquaresinger replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThat's what happens if you only have access to a handful of brain cells.4
aaltphoto lemmy.today1Hide 1 replyMust be desperate. Imagine the millions of dead bugs trying to get fed by termites. One after the other failing to be a convincing termite. Until finally the perfect one was born.7
Avicenna lemmy.worldHey bro, I am not a beggar bro. I am just carrying this termite to the hospital. Can you give some food for the road bro, promise I am not a beggar.6
bbelated_frog_pants beehaw.org"You get free food for life but you gotta wear this giant yellow foam cowboy hat and never take it off. Even to shower"2
So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough.
This is some Pokemon shit.
Pokemon is really just some real animal kingdom shit.
And not even like…“but cuter!”. Japan has some insanely cute critters.
I present exhibit A:
Oh... we were supposed to drop our evidence? Very well...
Shima Enaga (long tailed bushtit / snowfairy)
Rosefinch
Tanuki
Fire bellied newt
Their honey bee
and for the weirdos.. the murder hornet... ( i wouldn't call these fuckers cute, but I'm sure somebody does. Their moms, maybe.)
Far from exhaustive, but eh, these are my favorite Pokémon. (Okay so murder hornets are ugly, but they’re murderous!)
So this is what perfection sounds like
the various common names of birds have convinced me that ornithologists are mostly horny perverts that have spent too much time alone in the woods.
where are there honey bees that don't look like that?
also might want to scale the hornet image down, that could share the shit out of someone
::: spoiler Sorry, this might freak you out But those fuckers are freaking huge.
:::
Tanuki is Zigzagoon! Right? It's gotta be.
Thank you! never saw something of these and now my life is changed for the better.
I immediately thought of mimikyu!
Just a fellow creature. Nothing suspicious here. snacks please.
... And it was at that moment that I realized he was a three story tall monster from the Paleolithic era!
FUCK OFF NESSIE
I think we have one of those in the Office of President of the United States of America
It's wild that the benefits of this outweigh the cost of making it enough to stick around.
The wild thing is: These are hundreds of mutations of several generations that happened randomly until it looked like this.
I want to know how it even started. Like, what was its equivalent of a half eye so that the termites would start feeding it?
Disguise skill level: Agent 47
Getting Vincent Adultman vibes.
How do you do fellow termites?
wonder if I could seduce your mom that way
You have to grow either a vodka bottle or a crack pipe puppet to seduce mine.
how about a vodkipe cottlerack puppet?
says a lot of how insects identify each other
That's what happens if you only have access to a handful of brain cells.
my mom has some of those
As evidenced by homo sapiens
That's so freaking cool
Must be desperate. Imagine the millions of dead bugs trying to get fed by termites. One after the other failing to be a convincing termite. Until finally the perfect one was born.
Hey bro, I am not a beggar bro. I am just carrying this termite to the hospital. Can you give some food for the road bro, promise I am not a beggar.
Evolution: I'm winning it.
Who is this Mimi which is crying?
Imagine if incels grew kittens on their back to lure lonely women...
"You get free food for life but you gotta wear this giant yellow foam cowboy hat and never take it off. Even to shower"