After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn't learning how to use it.
It's figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive.
It's like when dogs fuck and they stay stuck together until the knot deflates or the female gets scared and runs away ripping the male dog's dick clean off.
Pretty much my thought process whenever somebody describes a piece of tech as "sexy". So, you like, want to stick your dick in it? You do know what sex is, right?
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It's like when dogs fuck and they stay stuck together until the knot deflates or the female gets scared and runs away ripping the male dog's dick clean off.
Please tell me that last part isn't true... What the fuck.
male bees' testicles explode
Still better than cats.
So dogs work just like omegaverse fiction 🤔
Art imitates life.
Pretty much my thought process whenever somebody describes a piece of tech as "sexy". So, you like, want to stick your dick in it? You do know what sex is, right?
art imitates life
Please tell me this was a real ad.