Spyke
europe.pub

Somehow the thing that bothers me most here is "an Disney".

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

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Ignotumreply
lemmy.world

You dip your bullets in it
that way even if they survive the bullet, the sepsis will get them

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ZeffSydereply
lemmy.world

Aww man. Someone put shit in my pants while I was aiming.

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Its a reference to an "open carry" conservative influencer that used to walk around her college with an ar-15 to try to provoke people for content.

After she got somewhat famous pictures of her shitting herself while drunk at a party leaked to the internet.

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It is a great natural camouflage if you crawl through mud or a kindergarten

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Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

Just think of all the time you save. It adds up!

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

Honest to god above I have no idea what it's referring to, I just found it absurd.

I'm not sure I want to know.

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forrgottreply
lemm.ee

It's pretty lame, actually. If curiosity gets the better of you:

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Kaitlin Bennett, a right wing nutcase who had a moment of screen time on Faux News, had a picture do the rounds online showing her passed out on the floor with a fresh giant turd we've in her ass crack... :::

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

Oh, that seems much less interesting and dignified than the meme itself. Well, I'm glad to have posted it because it's dumb and not anything else.

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Here I was just picturing the most interesting woman, unwilling to let public convention or public restrooms stop her quest

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The picture? Hard to say. She did factually pass out and shit herself at a college party though.

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lemmy.world

21 Century Fox studios who had the rights for the Alien franchise have been obtained by Didney like 5 years ago or something so that is a reference to Alen Ripley character who is now one of the didney princesses, and the alien queen from the second movie os ofcourse the didney queen💖

Edit: I have a very smol brain and didn't read the part about pants crapping befor leaving a comment so yeah just some adjacent trivia then, the character on the picture kinda still looks like Ripley

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I like your story it's nice tho the other thing, which is probably the real reference, is depressing.

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lemmy.world

An disney is a pretty cool guy. He princesses and doesn't afraid of anything.

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