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lemmy.world

I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green

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I clicked that link TOTALLY expecting to see an image. It probably isn't healthy that I'm disappointed... right?

🤣🤣🤣

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lemmy.world

I'm sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn't go there for whatever reason, it's when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.

(And for the record, I didn't actually poop in my shower)

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This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you're showering, you instead decide to jerk it

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I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

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That's actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

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