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lemmy.world

Time traveller: saves Harambe

Society:

Bernie Sanders inaurguation (2016)

Fall of Vladimir Putin (2017)

Fall of Viktor Orbán (2017-2018)

Fall of the Dominionist cabal (2019)

Imprisonment of big tech leaders (2021)

Alexandra Ocassio Cortez inauguration (2024)

Suicide of Curtis Yarvin (2025)

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Owlreply
mander.xyz

Successful assassination of Donald Trump (2024)

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lemmy.world

And you know what?! That dumb kid is around here on the internet somewhere. He knows what he did but he hides behind anonymity so he doesn't have to face the world he destroyed. You know who you are and you know what you did!

Edit: /s we are in a world so crazy that the obviouw have to be said.

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sh.itjust.works

Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.

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Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.

Have you ever had to care for 3-year-olds? I'd argue that probably more than 80% of 3 year olds are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. And honestly, for the 20% you don't have to worry about, it's not intelligence that keeps them out, it's other personality traits or physical abilities.

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I wish people would remember that the real crux was lincoln's assassination. Everything since has been downhill, for america at least. Can you imagine if the traitors had actually been hanged? No jim crow laws? No fucking bullshit...

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True, everything since Harambe's death happened after Harambe's death.

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aussie.zone

"How did the world end, Grandpa?"

"Well, it all started with this fucking gorilla."

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bampopreply
lemmy.world

"Grandpa, why is your dick out?"

"Well, to answer that we have to go back to 2016..."

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So I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. "Dicks out for Harambe," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any zippers then, because of the tariffs. The only thing you could get were those shitty button fly pants.

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You know what released shortly after Harambe being shot? Tiktok.

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No no, it started with Nixon, then accelerated with Regan. Harambe's death was an early warning sign.

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lemmy.world

No. Bowie's death months earlier was a far bigger deal, and vastly more likely the cause of the unraveling of the fabric of reality.

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aeronmelonreply
lemmy.world

Bowie and Harambe sitting in heaven watching shit happen on Earth

Bowie: “Things are starting to get serious down there, aren’t they?”

Harambe: “I no longer concern myself with ants.”

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Everything since has been fun and exciting, and we can't wait to kill Harambe and go again? Interesting viewpoint...

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You reached the end

Dick out for Harambe | Spyke