Spyke

Lots of nights being a wing woman up front with shaggy while fred and daphne did it in the back of the van.

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What do you expect? Spending thisuch time around the strongest being in the universe, some of it leaks to others

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On the topic of cursed Scooby doo, I once seen a shirt for sale at a dodgy market depicting Scooby Doo banging a bent over naked Daphne.

That image has been seared into my mind for about 15 years.

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D_Creply

Oh, wow, how terrible. Just terrible.
A market, you say...Which market? Do you think it'll still be there?

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lemmy.world

perhaps they aren't dead. perhaps they lost consciousness due to blood loss or shock.

or maybe the pain was too great and they passed out.

you may over think things, but not enough 🙃

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Also, small town cops are probably not used to seeing someone getting their face ripped of in front of them.

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You're under-thinking this. Cops don't help people during medical emergencies. They're trained to stand there and let people bleed out and die in front of them rather than lifting a finger to help. Also, I'm pretty sure if the mystery gang does get any reward money, Shaggy just smokes it all away.

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It’s not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.

You're forgetting that there is a large dog in the scene, who has just been presented a piece of fresh meat.

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That sweater is hiding a gym bod that would make Arnold jelly. Shame she skips leg day though.

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3rd panel would sound more like, "nai thace! ortha latha god, nai thace!"

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