My 4yo brother is in the mood to answer questions
He was asking me a lot of questions about everything so i told him he could answer them instead and he said yeah so now i need questions lol
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What's the best vegetable?
Broccoli
Spitting facts. That kid will go far in life
What is your favorite thing about your
brothersibling?I’m his sister actually, and he said he likes that I’m his best friend 🥹
What's the best dinosaur?
Trex!!!
Where does [he think] wind come[s] from?
From the clouds
How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?
Yes
Good answer.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would
(We practiced that)
Debian or Arch ?
Arch becuz it’s easier to spell
Why?
Because
Because what?
Because he said so 😌
What's the internet?
The place with youtube
Sure 😂
But hasn’t history proven that Marx’s dream of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably resulting in a proletariat that’s more oppressive than the bourgeoise it vilifies?
Yep
Has anyone asked what your favourite dinosaur is yet?
Yes.
Orange
Tell your brother that I agree!
He like his lil stuffed monkey named murray who is brown and white
Murray loves bananas becuz he is a monkey 🐒 and murray has no job so he can be a kid with my bro and they have all sorts of adventures
Goodnight
What does he wanna be when he grows up
A cowboy
Lego or K'nex?
Legos
Jeans or beans?
Bean jeans
Do snails grow noses at night?
We don’t know ☹️
It sounds like it's time to find out
This is so sweet.
What milkshake is the king of all milkshakes?
Chocolate banana
Air speed of an unladen swallow?
Fast
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
3 x fast
What's your sister's phone number?
123-456-789
Thanks.