dadjokes·Dad JokesbySnokenKeekaGuard There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tresView original on lemmy.dbzer0.com192Comments15Reply
jjedibob5 lemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesI get the joke in the title, but not the one in the image. Is "cat sank" a homophone with something in French?29Reply
Vrijgezelopkamers replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesThe numbers four and five (quatre, cinq) are pronounced like ‘cat’ and ‘sank’ in informal spoken French.60Reply
LLost_My_Mind replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesAh, ok. So I'm not an idiot. I just don't speak french! Whew! GUYS!!! IT'S OK!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT AFTERALL!!! walks away steps on a rake41Reply
MMouselemming replysh.itjust.worksJust in case you ever want it, here's the French spelling: "Un deux trois quatre cinq" (12345)4Reply
Usernameblankface replylemmy.world😄 That's awesome, I'd like to say lol, but it's really just funny enough to get a big grin3Reply
BBotzo replylemmy.world it's the kind of joke that further diminishes my already mutilated will to live So it's perfect.15Reply
JJizzmasterD lemmy.caAh man. I see this gem and raise you « Why did the Frenchman only have one egg for breakfast? » ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Because one egg’s an œuf. :::16Reply
LLost_My_Mind replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAs an American, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!!! MY COUNTRY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE AND I HATE BEING HERE!!!10Reply
LLost_My_Mind replylemmy.worldHey, whoa! I think I'D know better what your wife loves..... ziiiiiip By the way, it's her birthday, and she's mad at you.3Reply
CCyborganism lemmy.ca@[email protected] Ça mérite d'être publié dans ![email protected] ça non?3Reply
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I get the joke in the title, but not the one in the image. Is "cat sank" a homophone with something in French?
The numbers four and five (quatre, cinq) are pronounced like ‘cat’ and ‘sank’ in informal spoken French.
Ah, ok. So I'm not an idiot. I just don't speak french! Whew!
GUYS!!! IT'S OK!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT AFTERALL!!!
walks away
steps on a rake
Username checks out
My new username is Usernamerakeface
Just in case you ever want it, here's the French spelling:
"Un deux trois quatre cinq" (12345)
😄 That's awesome, I'd like to say lol, but it's really just funny enough to get a big grin
So it's perfect.
Ah man. I see this gem and raise you
« Why did the Frenchman only have one egg for breakfast? »
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Because one egg’s an œuf. :::
As a Canuck, this is a keeper.
As an American, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!!! MY COUNTRY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE AND I HATE BEING HERE!!!
Samesies, please.
My wife is going to love this one
Hey, whoa! I think I'D know better what your wife loves.....
ziiiiiip
By the way, it's her birthday, and she's mad at you.
@[email protected] Ça mérite d'être publié dans ![email protected] ça non?