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lemm.ee

A duck wouldn't go to hell though.

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Ducks get a free pass on morality, it's kinda messed up

Geese too

Hamsters on the other hand... Anything they do is worthy of damnation, no matter how benign

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One of my kids, out of nowhere:

"So I just go to school, work work work, then I'm an adult, work work work, for my whole life?"

Yup. Sorry kiddo.

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lemm.ee

I wonder about becoming a hermit sometimes. Then, I think about all the other people who are probably crowding the woods with their hermit turf wars.

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I imagine after a while the government that owns most of the uninhabited wilderness would track you down with satellites and drones and evict you too

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fedia.io

Has she not heard of the corkscrew thing?

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